lololololololol

hit it unquestionably

i came


I care.. ship ship....


OP, that girl is a KO, imo.

I'm crossing my fingers for ya... top shelf bro.

*puke*

This.

it's a fun game to guess what kevroc's responses will be to these threads

She is fat for sure, and def 150+ pounds

Hints:

- She looks fat (or potential fat) in the pics chosen by herself.

- The angle takes away many pounds on her lower parts.

- When a fat girl have pics on her myspace, there is a high probability they are from a less fat time of her life.

Might still be bangable though.

defo bangable and looks fairly cute, so gogogo. looks like she's probably got the fat gene though, so get in quick before she starts feasting on cakes.

grunching here but im a lil concerned with the way she is extending her arm. tbh it looks like she is trying to avoid that awkward fat bunching thing that only happens to girls

So a recap of last night:

6:30pm we decide to meet up for drinks after she's done with dinner. On that conversation she mentioned the word "ex" no less than a dozen times. She mentioned that when she's in town she stays with an ex, but it's not her most recent ex. Mmmkkaay. She's from Canadia (yes... I spell it Canadia, because it's more awesomer imo), the only reason she is in CA was due to her gaggle of ex's.

It's like 9:45pm, so I text asking if we're still on. She replies like 20 minutes later with, "didn't you get my text, I went home early from dinner feeling ill." Noooo, no I didn't. It's funny that in the salvo of 239847329749823 texts I get from you already, that's the one that mysteriously doesn't appear.

I make the obligatory, "Awwww feewwl better" reply. She calls me 20 minutes later, chats me up while I'm trying to go get some food. I grab some Jack in the Box and head home... get home, hang up with her to eat but tell her I'll call her back. Dunno why, I ****ing hate being on the phone that long. (EDIT: btw, seemed like she was keeping tabs. It's Friday, and you flaked on me... let me go do something else other than talk to you)

I call her back reluctantly, we talk for a while longer. She has to go pick up her drunken ex (the one she stays with). Whatever, so much for being sick. She also lies, like a lot. She says she had a book purchased by a larger studio. My brother actually is a writer, and you can't really sell a book as a script and get a deal for another. I suppose it's possible, just super ****ing unlikely... especially without a manager, which she said she did not have. When I asked who her manager was, she had no reply. I asked a few questions about script writing and she was clueless.

So between the stories about her ex were stories of all the foods she doesn't eat. It's like everything. I dated a hypochondriac before, and it really sucks. Yeah it sucks if people have legit health issues, but listening to people whine about stuff that doesn't exist all day long is suuuuuper draining.

So after she picks up her ex and brings him home (and probably pleasures him imo) she texts me, "are you still up?" Damn girl!!! Lemme breath a little... that's like 3 longish conversations on the phone and you want to talk more??!@? I tell her I'm playing poker and can't talk, which was actually true (recovered some losses, holla!).

cliff's notes: She's crazier than I thought, almost to the point of not being worth it.

sounds alful imo

r u kidding, those tits and that face? this is a go situation pending kids

lol at almost.

If she had babies, they'd be quite happy. DUCY?

If there's any degredation from those pictures to how she looks in RL, I'm not going to call her again. She is that insane.

does she know where you live? obv solution seems siihp somewhere other than your place, then change phone number...

+1

If she were blonde, she could be my younger sister (no pix....eva) as she was 20 years ago. My advice is the one from above:

Run Forrest, run. And I will add, don't look back with anything but relief.

From your trip report, I agree with your read to the point where the thought "I hope he stick to it" crossed my mind

ugh ugh ugh, i cannot stand bitches who talk abt their ex like i give a fk

Imma definitely stick it out and meet up with her. Will bump this thread.

Also, I'd go one step further with my read and say she's not the type of crazy that's good in bed. She's "princess crazy," she probably'll just lay there. SIIHP is not on the table imo.

plz hit it.

think bonds got the body type really spot on.

otoh, shes nuts. but shes on vacation, so do it anyway and be out. dont let her know where you live

cute fat

Yeah, she goes back to Canadia pretty soon. Hitting it and not at my house will be difficult... but I assume hitting it at her ex's is pretty disrespectful. Especially because they are probably still together imo.

Sigh ... well there is the crazy that will severely screw up your life, but ...



But crazy without the sex ... so 4L won't even get a good TR if it happens ?

I don't see how I could ever let someone, crazy or not, have the power to screw up my life. New phone at worst... ok ok... new phone + restraining order.

I'm off to a BBQ... I highly suggest hitting up R34 for the remainder of the pictures. She said she'd do it if this becomes a 4+ star thread.