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03-02-2011 , 03:51 PM
confronted to the extent you thought was right? You didnt do anything and then drove her home... And how did you think you would talk about it rationally later? This is obviously embarressing for this girl and she isnt going to want to deal with it. She was in some crazed sexual place and after you confronted her she probably realized how crazy it was and figured she would get the hell out of there forever (why she made up an excuse)
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03-02-2011 , 04:02 PM
"trying to get plan b from a friend"

where do u live?? bum**** oklahoma? GO TO CVS RIGHT NOW AND GROW A PAIR AND INQUIRE WITH THE PHARMACIST ABOUT THE MORNING AFTER PILL.

"but I'm a guy... Isn't it weird for a guy to buy the morning aft...." STFU AND DO IT!
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03-02-2011 , 04:03 PM
Also OP who said anything about holding her against her will?

"Are you or are you not on Birth Control? And wtf was that **** about me being a good father?" Pretty simple questions. We arent asking you to take her to gitmo.
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03-02-2011 , 04:12 PM
op is like 90% a google copy and paste story
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03-02-2011 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jshuttlesworth
"trying to get plan b from a friend"

where do u live?? bum**** oklahoma? GO TO CVS RIGHT NOW AND GROW A PAIR AND INQUIRE WITH THE PHARMACIST ABOUT THE MORNING AFTER PILL.

"but I'm a guy... Isn't it weird for a guy to buy the morning aft...." STFU AND DO IT!
i dont think they'd give it to me but my female friend is getting it for me so it's all good. and i live in NH
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03-02-2011 , 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BillNye
op is like 90% a google copy and paste story
lol link please?
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03-02-2011 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by WhyNotBet
i dont think

Winnar
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03-02-2011 , 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by fullyfocused
Slip a ru-486 in her coffee ftw.
Her: "You gonna be a daddy."

You: "Haha, whatevs. Let's go to brunch at IHOP, my treat. First I gotta run by the pharmacy, though."
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03-02-2011 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ninersrule
If she refused I would threaten to tell all our mutual this story and might grab her roughly or shake her.

Grow some balls dude.....

Nothing shows a guy has balls like abusing a woman...
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03-02-2011 , 05:19 PM
OP needs to learn to control his ejaculations on the reg. I'd have clamped that down proper.
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03-02-2011 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by rafiki
OP needs to learn to control his ejaculations on the reg. I'd have clamped that down proper.
He's young, man...Over/under on a one minute nut?
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03-02-2011 , 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by No Fizzle
Nothing shows a guy has balls like abusing a woman...
ill show you abuse bitch! *pow*
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03-02-2011 , 08:05 PM
This sucks OP.

Last time I had cause to look at child support issues in the US (long story) it seemed you're pretty much ****ed. I don't recall the court case citations and am too lazy to check whether any of this is still correct, but it was legit a few years back. From memory most were in California.

Case in point 1.
Man impregnates one half of lesbo couple (nice one), is supposed to be donor, lesbo couple have dildo fight and split, say sperm donor is father and should pay to support child.

Rationale: Wasn't anonymous donor, intent irrelevant.

Result: the man gotta pay.

Case in point 2
Man gets BJ from nurse. Cheeky bitch doesn't swallow, jams it in her coit, gets preggers (hope this guy doesn't buy lottery tickets).

Rationale: You are responsible for teh sperms. You leave said sperms with a woman, you are responsible for how they use it.

Result: the man gotta pay.

Case in point 3
Man drinks to excess, passes out. The wimminz get at least part of him to stand to attention, enjoy the secsy times, get preggers. Medical evidence given that the peen can play when the owners away.

Rationale: If you knowingly render yourself into a state of unconsciousness you are responsible for the consequences, even if it involves non-consentual sex.

Result: the man gotta pay.

Case in point 4
Now this one, in my view, is horse **** and was on appeal when I last looked.

Woman has sexual relations with a minor. Minor ordered to pay (through his family) child support despite the fact the child was concieved through statutory rape.

Rationale: The community purse should not have to pay/Judge was an idiot.

Result: use condom when being raped obv

The basic premise seems to be to question why the public purse should have to support your child. I would have thought you'd be liable in the circs, but that's what lawyers are for.

Good luck man. Chances are this whole stress will be a bust and she's just having you on. For your sake I hope so.
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03-02-2011 , 08:15 PM
Shes bangin though btw so there's that at least..
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03-02-2011 , 09:05 PM
I find it amusing when people say that they are certain that of their partner is STD free. How do you know? Do you go with them to get tested and receive the results together? I've worked at an OB/GYN for 2 years and have only seen one couple together while being tested. Most of the sloots I see are not running back to tell Bobby and Jimmy about their herpes or chlamydia diagnosis. Many who have STDs are not going to be open about admitting it.
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03-02-2011 , 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by D3v0id
Rationale: If you knowingly render yourself into a state of unconsciousness you are responsible for the consequences, even if it involves non-consentual sex.
Law + Order lied to me!!!!

damn you Dick Wolf!!!
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03-03-2011 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams
Law + Order lied to me!!!!

damn you Dick Wolf!!!
I must be wrong...L&O never lies.

ba-boooooong
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03-03-2011 , 03:32 AM
idk the actual legel precidents here but it seems like if anything you were raped not her. even if she is under 21 and drunk does not mean you gave her alcohol. at any point, AT ANY POINT, when someone says NO during sex and the other party does not stop that is "date rape" considering your relationship with her. (on good terms, had sex before, everyone was happy up until this point). you probably could call the police, but idk how you would prove this. because it does not matter what actually happened(to an extent), what actually matters is what you can prove.

the chances of her getting pregnant from this one occasion are unlikely. but if she really claims to be pregnant. then take her to a DOCTOR to have a pregnancy test. if you think she will keep this baby and try nail you for 18 years of support(assuming this is actually your kid, no dna test has been done yet. prenatal dna test can be done, but is more expensive, and more dangerous to the baby/pregnancy. so more than likely they would want to wait until the baby is born to do paternity test). if you really think she is going to go the whole 9 yards with this thing and it IS YOUR kid. i would retain a lawyer. the lawyer would advise you of your best legal options. but then the question remains, will you be a father if the baby is yours? will you take on the responsibility, even though the circumstances are totally ****ed up? many more questions arise than answers at this point...
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03-03-2011 , 05:11 AM
she's hot good job on that front
obv morning-after pill ASAP
there's a small chance that she's messing with you as the whole getting pregnant sex fantasy turns on women big time, but don't risk it
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03-03-2011 , 05:55 AM
shes hot... i say you just knock her up and make sure you get the sexeys from her for years to come?
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03-03-2011 , 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by gav800
shes hot... i say you just knock her up and make sure you get the sexeys from her for years to come?
You can't lock it up without knowing anything about her sammich making skillz, n00b.

The perfect revenge is to take a red bell pepper and place it on her pillow, when she wakes up she will mistake it for a tomato and get the shock of her life.

No more trouble from her (once she is let out of the mental ward), guaranteed.
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03-03-2011 , 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by beaver316
get the mornin-after pill and punch that sh*t down her throat.
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03-03-2011 , 10:09 AM
OP: If she is bat **** crazy I would also get yourself tested. Just because she said she is STI free doesn't mean she is.

Don't worry, we got your back. If it goes to court say you discussed this in great lengths with other men on an anonymous pokerz forum. I am sure Judge will understand.
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03-03-2011 , 10:29 AM
Change your # and move so she wont ever be able to find you. She needs to know where you are to have you served.

Also tell her your excited about the chances that she may be pregnant. And that you always wanted to be a stay at home dad. Then invite her over then put it in her butt and have angry revenge sex with her.

Last edited by nuisance; 03-03-2011 at 10:41 AM.
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03-03-2011 , 11:49 AM
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Change your # and move so she wont ever be able to find you. She needs to know where you are to have you served.
has kids hes not taking care of?
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