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12-01-2008 , 01:22 PM

#26

voyamatarte

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grinding: just don't grab her hips to lock her down onto your dong.

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12-01-2008 , 03:25 PM

#27

bluey

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just put her ass in your crouch and move around a little bit. thats all i do.

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12-01-2008 , 03:34 PM

#28

Rootabager

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I was once voted best dancer in Lexington, KY

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12-01-2008 , 04:38 PM

#29

nham

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go get laid

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12-01-2008 , 04:41 PM

#30

Number7

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Originally Posted by 19YearOldVirgin

Also how do i learn to grind? dont wanna embarass myself, especially when friends are around.

No one ever learned anything with this attitude.

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12-01-2008 , 04:42 PM

#31

tmcdmck

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i was going to give a helpful and constructive answer, but then i decided i dont like the cut of your jib, so gtfo.

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12-01-2008 , 04:44 PM

#32

avocadoclock

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,261

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Originally Posted by 19YearOldVirgin

NOTICE do not reply to this thread with....
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You're asking for it

Watch others on the dance floor and imitate. It's not hard.

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12-01-2008 , 04:52 PM

#33

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,703

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Originally Posted by 19YearOldVirgin

I mean this **** so complicated, like trying to learn Chinese.

So I just watch videos on youtube and learn? or do i go to a break dancing class or something.

Also how do i learn to grind? dont wanna embarass myself, especially when friends are around.

I'm skinny can barely do 10 pushups. 5' 10''

Please tell me in detail.

Tell me if questions

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Thanks for your help.

should have raised preflop or gtfo imo noob. one day you will get laid with spam spam spam, wat, frist, no u, etc

Last edited by brian0721; 12-01-2008 at 04:52 PM. Reason: did i cover everything?

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12-01-2008 , 05:02 PM

#34

yeotaJMU

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http://www.gethotgirlz.com/your_moves.html

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12-01-2008 , 05:03 PM

#35

Faildog

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that dude looks like he's 4 feet tall only

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12-01-2008 , 05:09 PM

#36

smokingrobot

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have you tried moth balls?

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12-01-2008 , 07:42 PM

#37

rossi094

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as long as you dont care about what other people think, you could be the owrst dancer on earth and girls will flock to you still.

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12-01-2008 , 08:11 PM

#38

JJoseph

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http://www.hulu.com/watch/41509/howc...to-dirty-dance

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12-01-2008 , 10:21 PM

#39

bobbycharles

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A sure thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4p3HgpR4Q

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12-01-2008 , 10:36 PM

#40

batair

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12-02-2008 , 07:14 AM

#41

Kevroc

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Originally Posted by Faildog

that dude looks like he's 4 feet tall only

I he looks taller think do than that maybe I believe so doing.

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12-02-2008 , 07:17 AM

#42

james39

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

I he looks taller think do than that maybe I believe so doing.

**** i stared at that post for 30 seconds thinking wow **** i'm tired (4:17 AM)

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12-02-2008 , 07:22 AM

#43

yeotaJMU

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

I he looks taller think do than that maybe I believe so doing.

decipher tried i but couldnt to

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12-02-2008 , 07:54 AM

#44

cocktails

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,599

Well i have found myself a latina chick(straight from aruba) and she dances hot so whenever i dance with her i look like a good dancer to and very fun to dance with i am so smart

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12-02-2008 , 09:39 AM

#45

Kevroc

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Originally Posted by cocktails

Well i have found myself a latina chick(straight from aruba) and she dances hot so whenever i dance with her i look like a good dancer to and very fun to dance with i am so smart

pics or its you're dancing the five knuckle shuffle with your piss pump.

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12-02-2008 , 10:28 AM

#46

Soulman

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Originally Posted by brian0721

should have raised preflop or gtfo imo noob. one day you will get laid with spam spam spam, wat, frist, no u, etc

Close, but you forgot moderator.

OP,

just don't be a skinny little white nerd, that'll help.

Last edited by Soulman; 12-02-2008 at 10:29 AM. Reason: Also for grinding you need a comfy chair, two 24" monitors, the MX 1000 laser mouse, Holdem Manager and AHK scripts

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12-06-2008 , 05:45 PM

#47

19YearOldVirgin

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Still haven't learned to dance so I can grind some girls. Help please

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12-06-2008 , 05:47 PM

#48

phil0pp

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

1. go away
2. never come back
3. ??????????????
4. social skill profit

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12-06-2008 , 05:51 PM

#49

JeanVelJean

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 552

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Originally Posted by 19YearOldVirgin

Still haven't learned to dance so I can grind some girls. Help please

Can't dance? Sell narcotics....grind away...every day...no music needed.

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12-06-2008 , 06:55 PM

#50

giarcfrost

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watch bet ldo

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