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08-19-2009 , 10:56 AM

hi_roller

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 185

Hey Poker-Community.

Wow, I am surprised that such a forum exists but obviously I am not alone.

However, there is that girl I rly adore. I know her from a cloth-store and I rly felt in love with her by just seeing her. I followed her already a couple of times to her appartment and tried to peak into it with not much success so far. She is so cute and I want to take it to the next level now and I want to try to get to know her personally and talk to her tommorow but I dont know what I could say.

Any advice?

Thanks!

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08-19-2009 , 11:43 AM

c'mon man

centurion

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 119

Staking, not Stalking...

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08-19-2009 , 01:45 PM

numeritos

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,013

level?

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08-19-2009 , 01:58 PM

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,703

just for fun, lets get some responses from 4L

in after move

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08-19-2009 , 02:03 PM

Jediburke

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,500

Where are the mother****ing pics?

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08-19-2009 , 02:03 PM

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

in after brain supermod

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08-19-2009 , 02:03 PM

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

buy her a cloth?

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08-19-2009 , 02:05 PM

UrineDanger

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 176

perhaps double op's order

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08-19-2009 , 02:14 PM

Stinky Stu

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,204

What exactly is the next level after peeking into her appartment?

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08-19-2009 , 02:16 PM

#10

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,091

The only way to get to know her better is to rifle through her underwear drawer when she isn't home.

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08-19-2009 , 02:18 PM

#11

Stinky Stu

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,204

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08-19-2009 , 03:20 PM

#12

pokerbobo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 14,432

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Originally Posted by Stinky Stu

What exactly is the next level after peeking into her appartment?

Busting a nut on her window IYAM

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08-19-2009 , 03:23 PM

#13

MF Jeff

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 872

try wearing her skin as a garment

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08-19-2009 , 03:24 PM

#14

TheCanoe

lazy degen

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,672

lololol.....so aweosme OP posted this in staking

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08-19-2009 , 03:30 PM

#15

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

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Originally Posted by TheCanoe

lololol.....so aweosme OP posted this in staking

This.

You could wait til she'e naked, then knock on her window and ask "So, when you gonna let me tap that?"

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08-19-2009 , 03:31 PM

#16

The Wizard

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 407

Since you already are a peeping tom i think the next level for you is doing a [B AND E] Breaking and entering and then forcing sexytime on her since it sounds like you are a creeper.

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08-19-2009 , 03:34 PM

#17

m3gatl20n

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,662

First thing you do is post pics in case any of us know her we can give you her number...and her turn ons and turn offs.

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08-19-2009 , 03:38 PM

#18

knotfan1234

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,638

ask her if this smells like chloroform ldo

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08-19-2009 , 03:39 PM

#19

The Wizard

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 407

Heres how to break the ice: Hello my name is hi_Roller you dont know me but i have been following you home after work and looking at you threw your window. No worries i was just wondering if i could take you out on a date and stab you with my dick, also can i take picks so i can post them on BBV4Life so my internetz friends can see you.....
See its so simple!!!

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08-19-2009 , 03:41 PM

#20

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

C'mon people, enough with the rape posts. He really likes this girl.

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08-19-2009 , 03:50 PM

#21

CardsNbooze

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,009

Obv you get the neighbors across the hall evicted by whatever means necessary and move into that apartment. Then you stand at the door looking through the peep hole until she comes out and you come out at the same time. After 9 or 10 of these "random meetings" you convince her that its a sign from the heavens and that she should let you tap that.

Oh, and when you find out she wont let you siihp or swallow you can sublet. Eazy game!

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08-19-2009 , 04:54 PM

#22

lostandgone85

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,792

if you really like her, then just do her

geez you're bad at this

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08-19-2009 , 05:01 PM

#23

TITANSMASH

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 9,613

I lol'ed @ OP for thinking there is actually a stalking forum on teh interwebz.

Last edited by TITANSMASH; 08-19-2009 at 05:01 PM. Reason: wait.... is there?

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08-19-2009 , 05:05 PM

#24

knotfan1234

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,638

titans...whos the lady in your avatar...if she was naked on my bed i could jerk off so good to that

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08-19-2009 , 05:06 PM

#25

IgrindMICROS

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,195

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Originally Posted by hi_roller

Hey Poker-Community.

Wow, I am surprised that such a forum exists but obviously I am not alone.

However, there is that girl I rly adore. I know her from a cloth-store and I rly felt in love with her by just seeing her. I followed her already a couple of times to her appartment and tried to peak into it with not much success so far. She is so cute and I want to take it to the next level now and I want to try to get to know her personally and talk to her tommorow but I dont know what I could say.

Any advice?

Thanks!

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