I thought I had?!

want to play me hu for $2 alan?!!! i'm a fellow 5nler btw.

I'd be keen to play in the lowest turbo HU game if you want ?! But maybe not right now

oh wait iforgot the holdems start like every 15 secs so might not work,, but we could play horse or maybe plholdem if u want, just pm me.

their like free money though alan, the ppl are so bad, you should play the $2.2s.

You need to post a hawt chik at the totp..like this...

Hey Alan, this thread has been stickied for a little over a day, so I'm going to unsticky it.

In after unsticky. My envious rage subsides...

Translation:

Hey gfy Alan, I'm Mayo, I'm kinda big deal around here.

I re-stickied it using the ILB pics I bought from LAG for T$17. Totally worth it.

alan stop playin with my emotions like this! One minute you're here, the next you're not! Don't leave the thread. EVER.

Also, Hi Alan!

why is this unstickied?

Once it's destickied, you get a truer sense of who the true Alan fans are and who was only posting in it because it was on the top of the index.

oh noes alan, shorstacking 25nl =

Spelling nit with a green name.

Rump.

first post itt

is alancakes a bot? how the F do people play 25 tables?

I have an infinite unsticky:sticky post ratio. I guess I'm a true Alan fan.

Hay Alan how do you think I played this hand? Pretty standard call amirite? Or do you think he's trying to tarp me a lot with a cagey button limp?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($9.70)
CO ($9.40)
Button ($14.55)
SB ($10.95)
Hero (BB) ($26.75)
UTG ($25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, J
3 folds, Button calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero bets $1.25, Button raises to $14.55 (All-In), Hero calls $13.30

Flop: ($29.20) 3, 4, 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($29.20) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($29.20) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $29.20 | Rake: $1.45

Results:
Button mucked A, J (high card, Ace).
Hero had J, J (one pair, Jacks).
Outcome: Hero won $27.75

hey alan whats ur secret to deal with all this love?
btw, hello alan

You rolled him

Its so much easier to short stack and post at the same time then it is to fullstack!

sounds 4Life to me...

wat

hi sackyhack27 i mean hi Alan

poker is easier when you play with aussies iirc

most valid reason for shortstacking i've ever heard.