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Yeah, I think I'm gonna stop reading this thread here. It's killing my libido, which is exactly what bbv was NOT made for.

I don't think you get it

That may be the most pitiable post in the history of the internet. I was a guy that 'couldn't get off with a blow job' until I started dating a woman who knew how to suck kawk. All I can say to you and other clueless men out there is you have no idea what you are missing.

grunch
hummer
etiqutte?
hookers?
eat dinner off me bum.

i may like fornicating more than other people it's just who i am. i sacrificed so much of my life can i at least get laid you know i been robbed for most of my money can i at least get a blowjob. i wish one of you guys had children so i could kick them in there ****ing head and stomp on there testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain i have waking up everyday.

what you do is get the shower together, turn the water on where's it's running on her, then bend her over and f**k her real hard, maybe slap her ass a little bit, pull on wet hair a little so her face doesn't hit the wall, EZ game here guys by the time your done your all ready clean

Yeah female lips going from the head to the base over and over just isn't nearly enough for to get a normal man off.

wat

This is what I came in here to say.
When I first got one I was kind of disappointed, because it just wasn't what I had hoped. But they get better.

it isnt enough to get a significant proportion of the male population off, including me.

HAHAHHAHAHA YES. i don't think other people get this though

This whole thread is WAT.

Doing it utterly wrong.

The red wings are averted quite easily.

Make a "V" with your pointer and middle fingers and spread the bat wings apart and press/hold in place. Place chin in the nook between those two fingers. Proceed to flick bean with tounge.

Entering during this time is not gross and it comes right off with water, so just try to avoid going to sleep right after so it doesn't crust up on you, because then you have some scrubbing to do.

Everyone is different but, for me I think the sitro stated by OP would be cured by the visuals. Watching the act done well can pop the trigger, also I find six nine on bottom a popper also.

As far as etiquette.. just do your work first and then you can be as selfish as you want.

It's always best to go last. I find that if I go first, I'm not as amped to return the favor.

bump

69 On bottom with fatties?????? UR brave Kev.

i don't get off from BJs either, i like it in fact if i'm close then a girl goes down on me, keeps the wolf from the door so to speak

+1

Blow it in her face. Chicks like it, and if this one doesn't, you will have time to run away because its like pepper spray, they stay down for a little bit trying to rinse it out.

you're a sick, sick, ****.

Sound advice IMO

u guyz are sick mofos!!! and not getting off from bjs is teh ghey

you realize gay men can suck eachother off, right?

Red wings are for oral, people who use it for intercourse are ******s.

Think it first came from the Hell's Angels in the 50s.