Today after class i sat in the car. And i had this like 1 day old Lipton Green Tea after class which was in my car. I then start driving home to grind online.

I kept feeling my mouth begin to salivate alot. So i kept spitting. I felt that maybe i was going to throw up. And i cant throw up while on a main street in traffic, so i looked for a bag to possibly hurl in. I find a dunkin donuts bag and then i prepare myself to puke in it. But then im like man if i miss somehow i will make my car smell and possibly puke in it.

So i pulled to a side street and felt it coming so i stick my head out the window and puke. I completely puked perfect not getting the inside or outside of the car dirty. Its a scary thing to have to puke while ur driving cuz u can also crash, which im glad i didnt. And i live to see another day

Last SNg Session 24 tabling up $500 lol donkaments i know

Thinly veiled I have a car brag

pics of puke?

boaring

LOL, the puke was not food, it was mostly clear. I was drinking last night at a bar, which normally i dont drink much so it culd have been from that. But im pretty sure that Tea is what did the trick cuz i was on an empty stomach

OMG...

5 years ago I left work because I didn't feel well... I started feeling real nauseous but since I rarely throw up, I just pulled over in front of this house to wait it out.

Out of NOWHERE, I start projectile vomiting. There was no chance to get out of the car. Not sure if people were looking out of their window, but if they were they got a nasty surprise.

Still had to drive home, covered in puke, steering wheel and window covered in puke... ugh it's going to make me puke again just thinking about it..

Pulled car into garage, stripped down to nothing, crawled in house and proceeded to puke for 3 days straight.

One of the worst experiences EVER....

oh, and for those of you in Southern California, this was courtesy of a hamburger from the Mad Greek, on the way back from Vegas. I've never been there since and shudder every time I pass it...

I hate when my head explodes

haha at the boaring

if this would've happened to me, i'd have taken pics

Pics or it didnt happen

Great job to avoid puking in your car. Cleaning puke out of car carpeting is about as much fun as getting your nuts slammed in an elevator door.

I've done this. Binge drink at night, vomit, pass out, sleep it off, get up, still nauseous, get in the car, and the motion sets off a fresh round of vomiting while driving. Yay for empty water bottles at hand to barf in so I didn't have to barf all over myself at least.

how the eff do you get the barf in the small hole????

4L you need pics for every and I mean Every Story

standard.

yeah, don't like... stop the car? wtf

cool story brah

f the guy who spewed and pissed all over my pron

peli it's so awesome you're already in saturdamorning mode, those are the best mornings imo

next time puke on the car so there can be pics

dude i drank so much yesterday and i have woken up feeling like i could run a marathon, gonna be keeping the mayo busy today imo

i'm jealous, and i am looking forward to the eleventh: that night will be filled with alcohol, good friends, girls, pictures and videos

yeah you got the sick life down pat tjoez... confirmed balla ITT

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