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Had a go with a 6 last night and she left me alone in the morning? Had a go with a 6 last night and she left me alone in the morning?
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Sure why not
28 50.91%
Ive never seen a real human boob in real life
8 14.55%
I enjoy sex with a rubber
5 9.09%
bastard
21 38.18%

09-21-2014 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by herbertstemple
If shes a 6 when you are sober doesn't that make her an 8 when you are drunk? Also, don't you add 1 to overall score if the bar is about to close?

Maybe the Irish have a tougher grading system than USA.
You might be right.

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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
Yea she's a nine, well done!
Cheers?

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Nein
Very Clever.

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
pics?
I'm not even sure I remember her name. I used to be FB friends with her. I'll see what I can dig up.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
If everyone on BBV4L started a thread every time they got laid, we would have exactly the same number of threads we have now.
Says someone who obviously has been sitting at his computer and not getting laid for a long long time.


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Originally Posted by pissychips
I don't know how any guy can have casual sex without condoms.

Obviously didn't watch the same sexual health video I did in high school.
Son. I probably taught your mum how and gave her what you got on your way out.


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Originally Posted by Peter Porker
I felt the same way until I had sex without one for the first time.


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Originally Posted by spike420211
I'd take her home to meet mum n dad.
She seems like a nice girl, OP.
Meh. Artists are crzy eff that.

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Originally Posted by FranFran95
lol absolutely wedding material
You must have not read the part where she made me wear a condom.

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Originally Posted by Anais
A shortened lifetime of AIDS is probably not worth the, in your case I assume, three minutes of increased sexual pleasure you get from not wearing a condom
I give your mom aids on the regular.

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
she snuck out cause she was embarassed she bedded a 4
For the record I am way better looking than this girl.
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09-21-2014 , 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ncboiler
How many stone is that?
Bout 3.50 stone.
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09-22-2014 , 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
If everyone on BBV4L started a thread every time they got laid, we would have exactly the same number of threads we have now.
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Originally Posted by ohaidere
Says someone who obviously has been sitting at his computer and not getting laid for a long long time.
did you even read what I wrote?
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09-22-2014 , 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
did you even read what I wrote?
I can only speak for myself and mayo, but "read" is a bit of an overstatement
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09-22-2014 , 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
I can only speak for myself and mayo, but "read" is a bit of an overstatement
We are supposed to read posts before commenting on them? Is this a new rule?
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09-22-2014 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by herbertstemple
We are supposed to read posts before commenting on them? Is this a new rule?
Ah hell nah.
It's not like people read the OP's of the threads I start here. Crissakes.
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09-22-2014 , 02:40 PM
Pics of pikey or gtfo
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09-22-2014 , 05:49 PM
you start at a 6
add two because of dunken
add one because bar closing
add one because you have wanted to bung her for whiles
add one because she didnt steal you ****
add one because she left you free beers
minus two because you could raw dog it

by my calculations you banged a dime piece, that my friend is a score.
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09-29-2014 , 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
you start at a 6
add two because of dunken
add one because bar closing
add one because you have wanted to bung her for whiles
add one because she didnt steal you ****
add one because she left you free beers
minus two because you could raw dog it

by my calculations you banged a dime piece, that my friend is a score.
Thanks very much sir. I'm quite drunk atm and I'm going to see if she'll come over and not steal anything. I don't have her mobile number and she must have a secret name on facebook or maybe I just don't remember her name. either way I'll take some pics and sort out how to post them regardless of if I end up with her or a hotter chick later. Drunk ftw.
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09-30-2014 , 05:43 PM
make sure that if you buy her plan B, you have her come with you so you can park in the expectant mother parking spots
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10-25-2014 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
make sure that if you buy her plan B, you have her come with you so you can park in the expectant mother parking spots
Solid advice to be sure.

I am not very drunk yet but rather than start a new thread about a different 6 I thought I'd tell all you pathetic virgins that I have been ****ing the **** out of an easy 7. She's a bit of a lunatic, very possessive. I'm keeping my distance on that **** but she's a beast in bed and has a kid so she has to leave when we're done and usually buys me dinner and beer. My guess is that it makes me a prostitute, which is lovely because it turns the table on all those bitches I've taken home previously. Anyhow I have pics but still don't know how to post them and probably won't and they are all terribly NSFW. Sorry and EAD.
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10-25-2014 , 03:34 PM
^

ur doing it wrong. it should start with "once upon a time"
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10-25-2014 , 03:49 PM
Dont you have to be a virgin to get a twoplustwo forum account ?

Also when is this a real scenario?
A. Drinking alone is a standard 5+ is getting taken home if she even will notice you,
At end of night a 4 is good to go
B. If you are drunk enough to pass out how do you even remember her forcing you to use a condom ? I mean you prolly lasted 7-12 minutes passed out immediately after so not sure how you remember last hour of the day
3. You dont get aids off the bat, you get the HIV virus which is pretty much cured, i mean i get charities calling my business line all day for last 5 years not once has it been for aids
D. English only at the table i dont know what your freaky deaky dutch money converts to
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10-25-2014 , 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by AlmostShark
^

ur doing it wrong. it should start with "once upon a time"
Says the 16 year old sitting in his bedroom with a jerk sock in one hand.

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Originally Posted by pd86
Dont you have to be a virgin to get a twoplustwo forum account ?

Also when is this a real scenario?
A. Drinking alone is a standard 5+ is getting taken home if she even will notice you,
At end of night a 4 is good to go

Perhaps you didn't read the thread or I wasn't clear. She was drinking with her mate, I was in and out of several pubs and my mates flats.

B. If you are drunk enough to pass out how do you even remember her forcing you to use a condom ? I mean you prolly lasted 7-12 minutes passed out immediately after so not sure how you remember last hour of the day

Thanks very much for your input. You're quite the internet winner and troll. I remember because I had to go across the street to the shop because I only had one condom and I took it off after banging her for a while. She caught me and literally made me go across the street to go get more. My bank statement and the shop owner told me what time I had been in. I'm not the sort like your **** college mates that are passed out before I have dinner. Furthermore, I didn't really pass out immediately as I sort of had a bit of whiskey dick and don't like being told what to do. As she was only interested in herself getting off after she had 3 or 4 times she said don't worry about it. That of course made me determined to shoot on her face so after about half an hour I finally got mad enough to come.

3. You dont get aids off the bat, you get the HIV virus which is pretty much cured, i mean i get charities calling my business line all day for last 5 years not once has it been for aids

Again I commend you for your clever trolling. Marking a 3 instead of C is always a winner with virgins who start a million stupid threads.

D. English only at the table i dont know what your freaky deaky dutch money converts to

As I assume you're an American by your idiotic and sophmoric reply after you were expecting to see perhaps a picture of a naked vagina I pulled off the internet, I would just like to say congratulations on such a tremendous job on foreign relations. And that while the kings english may be a little harsh to your reading sensibilities, we do in fact have a much stronger economy and the british sterling pound has always been a better investment than the american dollar (unless you're of course buying up US debt). Use your internet for something other than RedTube Facebook and Trolling. Learn about the world. Step outside your basement bedroom and go **** yourself you ****.
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10-25-2014 , 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pd86
Dont you have to be a virgin to get a twoplustwo forum account ?

Also when is this a real scenario?
A. Drinking alone is a standard 5+ is getting taken home if she even will notice you,
At end of night a 4 is good to go
B. If you are drunk enough to pass out how do you even remember her forcing you to use a condom ? I mean you prolly lasted 7-12 minutes passed out immediately after so not sure how you remember last hour of the day
3. You dont get aids off the bat, you get the HIV virus which is pretty much cured, i mean i get charities calling my business line all day for last 5 years not once has it been for aids
D. English only at the table i dont know what your freaky deaky dutch money converts to
lolllllllllllll
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10-30-2014 , 01:56 AM
An honest 6 is perfectly acceptable after drinking all day unless you're something special. I wouldn't trust a 9 or 10 if I were ****faced.
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10-30-2014 , 03:12 AM
I came here with a jerk sock looking for pics...I haz a sad.
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11-03-2014 , 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzirra
An honest 6 is perfectly acceptable after drinking all day unless you're something special. I wouldn't trust a 9 or 10 if I were ****faced.
Anything higher than an 8 would have left with my weed and beer definitely.

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Originally Posted by 100% HUSTLE
I came here with a jerk sock looking for pics...I haz a sad.
I could probably send you a link or something. No vids though, maybe next time.

Update: Working on a Jewish fitness trainer.
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11-03-2014 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ohaidere
Says the 16 year old sitting in his bedroom with a jerk sock in one hand.
never did it with a sock, how is it?
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11-03-2014 , 10:12 PM
Do a google image search for venereal warts and you will never not wear a condom again.
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11-06-2014 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by inside??
Do a google image search for venereal warts and you will never not wear a condom again.
Statistically general warts, or HPV is terribly common affecting about 75 percent of the population. The Google search of general warts is obviously going to come up with the worst cases of said vd. You seem like quite the idiot, congratulations. Also they do have a vaccine for women and you can get general warts from your mum. I know because I did.
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11-08-2014 , 03:21 PM
Agreed. If you've never had HPV you are doing it wrong imo
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12-16-2014 , 04:25 PM
Just thought I'd update this. Haven't seen the 6 in forever. Never did bang the rich lady. Started having sex with an old friend again for a while but she put a stop to it because she's interested in some plumber. I would describe her as a 6 as well but skinnier and crazier. Her ass and tits are about as nice as ever, however. Earlier last week I made out and ****ed around with a big (fat) pretty girl but I didn't bang her. I think she's into me but she's very shy and I'm not looking for commitment. Also last Tuesday I banged this hipster chick who thought she was better in the sack than she actually was. She had amazing everything and was actually quite sweet but needs to shave her *******. Meh, I would rate that one a 7.5 easily, probably an 8 if she shaved her ass. I should probably give her a call again...it's karaoke at the pub tonight.
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12-16-2014 , 05:44 PM
BBV4L is not a sex blog.
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12-18-2014 , 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
BBV4L is not a sex blog.
iyo. It's better than most of the bloody stupid **** that's being posted in 4L these days. Plus to be quite honest I think it gives the pathetic 16 year old online rakeback poker pros something to do other than pee in a jug and fap to porn.

Didn't end up banging the hipster 7.5 the other night, turns out she's currently banging 3 other guys, and 2 other chicks. She doesnt have an slots available atm. Next.
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