You might be right.

Cheers?

Very Clever.

I'm not even sure I remember her name. I used to be FB friends with her. I'll see what I can dig up.

Says someone who obviously has been sitting at his computer and not getting laid for a long long time.


Son. I probably taught your mum how and gave her what you got on your way out.




Meh. Artists are crzy eff that.

You must have not read the part where she made me wear a condom.

I give your mom aids on the regular.

For the record I am way better looking than this girl.

Bout 3.50 stone.

did you even read what I wrote?

I can only speak for myself and mayo, but "read" is a bit of an overstatement

We are supposed to read posts before commenting on them? Is this a new rule?

Ah hell nah.
It's not like people read the OP's of the threads I start here. Crissakes.

Pics of pikey or gtfo

you start at a 6
add two because of dunken
add one because bar closing
add one because you have wanted to bung her for whiles
add one because she didnt steal you ****
add one because she left you free beers
minus two because you could raw dog it

by my calculations you banged a dime piece, that my friend is a score.

Thanks very much sir. I'm quite drunk atm and I'm going to see if she'll come over and not steal anything. I don't have her mobile number and she must have a secret name on facebook or maybe I just don't remember her name. either way I'll take some pics and sort out how to post them regardless of if I end up with her or a hotter chick later. Drunk ftw.

make sure that if you buy her plan B, you have her come with you so you can park in the expectant mother parking spots

Solid advice to be sure.

I am not very drunk yet but rather than start a new thread about a different 6 I thought I'd tell all you pathetic virgins that I have been ****ing the **** out of an easy 7. She's a bit of a lunatic, very possessive. I'm keeping my distance on that **** but she's a beast in bed and has a kid so she has to leave when we're done and usually buys me dinner and beer. My guess is that it makes me a prostitute, which is lovely because it turns the table on all those bitches I've taken home previously. Anyhow I have pics but still don't know how to post them and probably won't and they are all terribly NSFW. Sorry and EAD.

^

ur doing it wrong. it should start with "once upon a time"

Dont you have to be a virgin to get a twoplustwo forum account ?

Also when is this a real scenario?
A. Drinking alone is a standard 5+ is getting taken home if she even will notice you,
At end of night a 4 is good to go
B. If you are drunk enough to pass out how do you even remember her forcing you to use a condom ? I mean you prolly lasted 7-12 minutes passed out immediately after so not sure how you remember last hour of the day
3. You dont get aids off the bat, you get the HIV virus which is pretty much cured, i mean i get charities calling my business line all day for last 5 years not once has it been for aids
D. English only at the table i dont know what your freaky deaky dutch money converts to

Says the 16 year old sitting in his bedroom with a jerk sock in one hand.

lolllllllllllll

An honest 6 is perfectly acceptable after drinking all day unless you're something special. I wouldn't trust a 9 or 10 if I were ****faced.

I came here with a jerk sock looking for pics...I haz a sad.

Anything higher than an 8 would have left with my weed and beer definitely.

I could probably send you a link or something. No vids though, maybe next time.

Update: Working on a Jewish fitness trainer.

never did it with a sock, how is it?

Do a google image search for venereal warts and you will never not wear a condom again.

Statistically general warts, or HPV is terribly common affecting about 75 percent of the population. The Google search of general warts is obviously going to come up with the worst cases of said vd. You seem like quite the idiot, congratulations. Also they do have a vaccine for women and you can get general warts from your mum. I know because I did.

Agreed. If you've never had HPV you are doing it wrong imo

Just thought I'd update this. Haven't seen the 6 in forever. Never did bang the rich lady. Started having sex with an old friend again for a while but she put a stop to it because she's interested in some plumber. I would describe her as a 6 as well but skinnier and crazier. Her ass and tits are about as nice as ever, however. Earlier last week I made out and ****ed around with a big (fat) pretty girl but I didn't bang her. I think she's into me but she's very shy and I'm not looking for commitment. Also last Tuesday I banged this hipster chick who thought she was better in the sack than she actually was. She had amazing everything and was actually quite sweet but needs to shave her *******. Meh, I would rate that one a 7.5 easily, probably an 8 if she shaved her ass. I should probably give her a call again...it's karaoke at the pub tonight.

BBV4L is not a sex blog.

iyo. It's better than most of the bloody stupid **** that's being posted in 4L these days. Plus to be quite honest I think it gives the pathetic 16 year old online rakeback poker pros something to do other than pee in a jug and fap to porn.

Didn't end up banging the hipster 7.5 the other night, turns out she's currently banging 3 other guys, and 2 other chicks. She doesnt have an slots available atm. Next.