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10-13-2009 , 01:42 PM

gder402

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so a few months ago my roommate told me he didnt want me smoking my vape in my room. im all like f that dude i do what i want so he goes if you want babies youll stop.

so i decided threats are for pussies and to teach him a lesson broke into his room stabbed 2 holes in all his condoms and as of a few days ago his girlfriend of 2.5 years is pregnant

o and there hard core pro life so that ****s here to stay.

word to the wise, dont f with me

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10-13-2009 , 01:43 PM

mikekelley

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10-13-2009 , 01:43 PM

markksman

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Baby is going to look like you so they will know.

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10-13-2009 , 01:43 PM

ozymandias

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if this is real, you're a douche, and if it's fake, you're a douche

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10-13-2009 , 01:44 PM

jmil23

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youre all insane

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10-13-2009 , 01:44 PM

mikekelley

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wait, isn't gder the guy who makes the hilarious strat vids on youtube

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10-13-2009 , 01:45 PM

lennie257

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i feel bad for the bf that after 2 years he still has to use condoms.

Last edited by lennie257; 10-13-2009 at 01:45 PM. Reason: i mean, i don't really, cos i dont think any of these people exist, but in theory i do.

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10-13-2009 , 01:45 PM

gder402

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im gonna blow my hits in the kids face and get it soooooo stooooned

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10-13-2009 , 01:46 PM

gder402

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Originally Posted by mikekelley

wait, isn't gder the guy who makes the hilarious strat vids on youtube

were gonna go ahead and minraise here

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10-13-2009 , 01:47 PM

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knotfan1234

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Originally Posted by ozymandias

if this is real, you're a douche, and if it's fake, you're a douche

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10-13-2009 , 01:48 PM

#11

downside up

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You are the perfect choice for Godfather obviously. Tell him the truth about his unusual beginnings when he turns 18. Over bong loads and tacos.

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10-13-2009 , 01:49 PM

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mikekelley

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Originally Posted by gder402

were gonna go ahead and minraise here

YESSSS

best videos ever

you're the reason i crush $5 sngs

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10-13-2009 , 01:50 PM

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gder402

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ill get some SS's of them next to my vape...and in the second and third trimester

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10-13-2009 , 01:50 PM

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27AllIn

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it was gods plan... obviously

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10-13-2009 , 01:52 PM

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mikekelley

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water boat imo

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10-13-2009 , 01:53 PM

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gder402

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it was gods plan... obviously

wait 1 second...that means...holy **** im god

YES!!

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10-13-2009 , 01:55 PM

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LonesomeFugitive

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I got your IP address. I should have your address in a few days and when I do finding your number is only a few google clicks away. Somebody is going to be getting a call.

I'm serious.

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10-13-2009 , 02:07 PM

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Carl Sagan

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Originally Posted by LonesomeFugitive

I got your IP address. I should have your address in a few days and when I do finding your number is only a few google clicks away. Somebody is going to be getting a call.

I'm serious.

^^^^now thats a douche lol

GTFO NERD

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10-13-2009 , 02:12 PM

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2incher

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pics

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10-13-2009 , 02:12 PM

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Glo4ming

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Originally Posted by LonesomeFugitive

I got your IP address. I should have your address in a few days and when I do finding your number is only a few google clicks away. Somebody is going to be getting a call.

I'm serious.

lol, we will need a report on this ldo

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10-13-2009 , 02:17 PM

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scottyclark

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Originally Posted by LonesomeFugitive

I got your IP address. I should have your address in a few days and when I do finding your number is only a few google clicks away. Somebody is going to be getting a call. I'm serious.

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Originally Posted by gder402

word to the wise, dont f with me

Cant say you weren't warned!

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10-13-2009 , 02:19 PM

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BartJ385

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[ ] nice pics, thread delivers

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10-13-2009 , 02:21 PM

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OreosAndMilk

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OP is not the video guy, that guys name on 2p2 is John_voight or something like that.

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10-13-2009 , 02:26 PM

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99 problems

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Originally Posted by LonesomeFugitive

I got your IP address. I should have your address in a few days and when I do finding your number is only a few google clicks away. Somebody is going to be getting a call.

I'm serious.

OP, yougonnagetraped.jpg

Last edited by 99 problems; 10-13-2009 at 02:33 PM.