Well im still a virgin and im 21. I really dont go to parties or bars b/c i am busy with my POKER career.

Recently i accumulated 6k Grinding it out in a 1 week period.

Now i dont have to constantly ditch friends to try to win me some $$$. So now im playin with BR management and im really doing well.

So now i have more time to do things. I dont have to stay home and play, since i can pretty much get the cash i need instantly.

So now im gonna go with friends to bars/clubs cuz i just turned 21. Now honestly i need advice.

I know alot of you hate me but for once in your lives be serious here.

I am good at talking to women, im funny, im good looking and nice. Now just how should i approach the girl when it comes to like SEX.

Do i just kinda imply it by sayin things like, "Lets go to your house", or should i be like do u live by yourself or on campus.

Cmon feed me something here guys. I will constantly bump this thread if im going out to some place where i have a chance at SEX.

So no flamage plz, this is serious and will constantly be bumped when i go out to keep you all updated

slip her a roofie obv

these two things dont go together

edit: also i doubt the part i quoted was true because if it were you would not be a virgin at 21

Im not the type of person to Drug people, or get pussy when a girl is wasted and clueless about what is going on

"Hey baby show me your penis" is a good line

Not this **** againings

I like to whisper sweet nothings to random chicks. You dont even have to engage them in conversation, just throw something out when you're pouring some more shots.


"swallow, or it's going in your eye" is a panty dropper when mumbled in a barely audible voice.

you talk to them. whenever the convo is going to run it's course you say "so do you live on or off campus?". she responds with on/off, you say "oh, ya I live on/off campus..[too]."

now you have to make a read...does she wanna bone tonight or is she not really feeling you or does she just wanna hangout. if it's hangout or not really like you then ask for her # and try to build relationship there for late night booty call in future. if she's horny you say "you wanna head out of here?". if she says no act like it didn't effect you at all and keep flirting with her.

dont ever bring up poker though.

this is equivalent to posting "how do i beat pokers?" "how do i get jacked?" "how do i beat aids?" "how do i throw horseshoes like hand grenades?"

Why should i not mention poker?

And if poker is not to be mentioned, are videogames mentionable

if she asks you your interests say you just chill, get wasted, and have a good time...dont mention anything you actually do...dont tell her you have money...try to casually show it to her

according to my roommates, the girl that woke up next to me this morning was walking home from the bar and went past our house at like 2:30 and I was sitting at the end of the driveway in a lawnchair offering beers to random girls. make sure you're so drunk that the massive amounts of rejections don't scar you. i'm drunk again and it's raining and sunday, so it probably won't work tonight. /rant?

edit- i suppose ugly girls are going to fall in to this tarp more often than hot babes with hudge terts. but if you're a virgin then whatever, practice girls ftw.

Nerdy things are unmentionable unless you're talking to a nerdy chick, and even then it'll only end in you two hanging out playing video games. Epic fail.

best advice so far

offering random girls beer from your driveway sounds like a pretty solid friday night. ty to the person who said that

"Hey, you are really cute. You really remind me of my mother. Wanna go back to my place and have sexual intercourse?"

I just talked to a 2+2er i know who live in chicago, he is having a party in his new APT, and said i can come over. I will post the TR in this thread after i come back.

But still thats not for like 5 more days so more things can still happen be4 those 5 days

I will keep yall informed

god you're so ****ing pathetic you're making my balls hurt.

Go after some uggoes and get ur cherry popped. The fact that you dont care what they think, who they are all the BS will turn them on hardcore and increase ur chances of losing the V-card by an exponential amount. Condoms.

This.
Do you whore yourself for 5k/hour?

we obv went to the bar, this happened after we got home. Also, OP being a 21 year old virgin made me lol. sry

i like u lilzilla..i think u funny so let me give u some advice..
i'm 21 too..turned 21 3 months ago
i've sexed 13 wimminz in my life
the first one will be hard for u, so i really recommend u get wasted
now, if u find an adorable nice young lady who's into u then of course u're gonna have to wait a couple of months after dating to be able to sex her.
and i honestly think the chances of u meeting a girl like that is pretty slim and u're 21 so time is running out.
don't be a ****ing wuss and be like "but my first has to be someone special"
i'm gonna come down to chi-town and woop ur ass..
go out with ur friends and get drunk at bars/clubs and the rest is history
most wimminz go to clubs and bars to get laid..
ok..maybe not MOST, but a substantial amount of wimminz
and u'd be able to tell them apart easily
i don't think u're an idiot
don't try to overdo anything just get drunk and talk to drunk wimminz
that's all there is to it
if what u said was true (good looking, funny, nice, etc) u be boning their ass in no time.
after the first one, u're gonna feel like a man and u can take ur time in finding the "one", or just go out and bone bitches and hoes
it will come to u after the first one
good luck

agree with all of it except the last word

watch and learn, imo

Thx for the advice. But i will not be boneing any fatties thats for sure