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10-04-2010 , 11:32 PM

#26

EvanWilliams

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

I never even jerked off to one of her profile pics.

well, what are you waiting for?

give her a try

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10-04-2010 , 11:32 PM

#27

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

Yah, but in her messages she still states that she would be willing to get coffee "just as friends". Isn't that what the initial coffee date is anyway? Like, what a stuck up ****! Am I not going to be able to resist sticking it in her while I'm sipping on my medium regular.

I never even jerked off to one of her profile pics.

Cause she wants to keep you on the hook but not feel bad for leading you on.

OR she really just sees you as a friend and wants to make that crystal clear.
Why don't you just ask her?

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10-04-2010 , 11:32 PM

#28

slicktorine

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Originally Posted by AaronRVegas

rule #1 -- all women are crazy

rule #2 -- they have no idea how to handle their own emotions

rule #3 -- only rules 1 + 2 matter anyway.

ok so she probably had a thing for you in the past. maybe after your meeting she called up some of her friend(s) that know you and she talked to them about you. maybe you banged one of her friends? maybe one of her friends said you were creepy? maybe she has a super controlling/crazy boyfriend?

it could be any possible combination of things. also, i was kidding about the rules.... well kinda

There is no doubt that research hurts my cause, but who wants a bookish girl anyway. Whatever, why even bother responding, get over yourself.

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10-04-2010 , 11:32 PM

#29

Gizmo

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Oh yeah, where the bloody **** are the pictures?

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10-04-2010 , 11:33 PM

#30

Anais

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

Yah, but in her messages she still states that she would be willing to get coffee "just as friends". Isn't that what the initial coffee date is anyway? Like, what a stuck up ****! Am I not going to be able to resist sticking it in her while I'm sipping on my medium regular.

I never even jerked off to one of her profile pics.

He's a saint!!

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10-04-2010 , 11:35 PM

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Tapow Dayok

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10-04-2010 , 11:35 PM

#32

ALLTheCookies

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the fact that she re-responded via facebook is curious. she probably likes you but is one of those girls that "don't trust themselves." which almost always means she'll do anything when she's drunk.

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10-04-2010 , 11:36 PM

#33

slicktorine

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Originally Posted by Snoopydance

Cause she wants to keep you on the hook but not feel bad for leading you on.

OR she really just sees you as a friend and wants to make that crystal clear.
Why don't you just ask her?

We're not friends. we haven't seen each other for like 7 years, and we weren't friends then. Nothing about this implied "friends". Not to invoke Billy Crystal here, but guys and girls can't be friends. Besides it's just coffee, she was obviously thinking a bit further ahead than I was.

If you have a boyfriend, maybe you shouldn't be giving out your number, or maybe you should make it known prior?

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10-04-2010 , 11:36 PM

#34

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

excellent

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10-04-2010 , 11:37 PM

#35

All Hail Circe

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Originally Posted by Snoopydance

Oh yeah, where the bloody **** are the pictures?

This...there are profile pics....well lets get whacking...I mean, cracking!

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10-04-2010 , 11:38 PM

#36

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

If you have a boyfriend, maybe you shouldn't be giving out your number, or maybe you should make it known prior?

Well, yes. Obviously. Maybe she was just feeling guilty and then her being like, "But we can still get platonic cups of coffee!" is her trying to convince herself that she can be just friends with you.

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10-04-2010 , 11:38 PM

#37

All Hail Circe

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

Def print this off as an iron on and wear this on your shirt when you meet up with her....

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10-04-2010 , 11:39 PM

#38

Pawntificator

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Dammit, now Slick is going to ride across the country for Giz and I will never have a chance.

Last edited by Pawntificator; 10-04-2010 at 11:40 PM. Reason: in b4 i never had a chance anyway and neither does slick, sorry mang

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10-04-2010 , 11:41 PM

#39

Gizmo

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to marry LK.

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10-04-2010 , 11:42 PM

#40

slicktorine

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10-04-2010 , 11:43 PM

#41

Anais

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

Dammit, now Slick is going to ride across the country for Giz and I will never have a chance.

Last edited by Pawntificator; Today at 10:40 PM. Reason: in b4 i never had a chance anyway and neither does slick, sorry mang

I'm standing right here, you know..

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to marry LK.

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10-04-2010 , 11:44 PM

#42

EvanWilliams

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you don't need her slick

she should be lucky enough to have sex with you

that fact that she got in your head enough for you to make a thread about it is cool though

maybe go in with this line...yeah nice to see you again, it's been a while, I was kinda interested in even going out with you, but at this point i don't want to play any games...btw don't you know that i'm kinda a big deal on bbv4l

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10-04-2010 , 11:44 PM

#43

Anais

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

That's a helluva blurring plugin you've got for photoshop.

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10-04-2010 , 11:46 PM

#44

Blarg

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

Could someone explain her logic to me? Like, why give me your number and say you'd like to get coffee and then freak out when I call and ask you if you'd like to get coffee. Not respond for a week and when you do respond, respond via facebook in some lame message where you give up capitalizing things after the first sentence.

Just throwing this out here, but could she hear you masturbating when you called her?

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10-04-2010 , 11:49 PM

#45

-Insert Witty SN-

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

the fact that she re-responded via facebook is curious. she probably likes you but is one of those girls that "don't trust themselves." which almost always means she'll do anything when she's drunk.

yep

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10-04-2010 , 11:51 PM

#46

All Hail Circe

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

Why does that one woman look like she is holding a home made pimp cup with small child like block letters crazy glued onto the side of it?

As for coffee girl, she looks like some sort of religious type who will get few drinks in her and then you can take her on the altar once a week like a sacrifice.

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10-04-2010 , 11:55 PM

#47

slicktorine

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Ah, **** it.

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10-04-2010 , 11:56 PM

#48

ryanz5760

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

I call far left...jesus

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10-05-2010 , 12:05 AM

#49

tomj44

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

Ah, **** it.

lol

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10-05-2010 , 12:08 AM

#50

All Hail Circe

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Originally Posted by slicktorine

Ah, **** it.

Yeah this was awesome!

Hey OP, any more pics of this chick that you havent pleased yourself to. I would like to see more just to confirm her nuttiness.

When I say "Nuttiness" I do not mean in relation of you nutting to her picture, I am speaking about her mental state.

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