I met this girl a couple weeks ago and she has been sweating me and wanted to hang out today so I said yeah sure. A little too skinny for my taste but seemed down to ****. So she comes to my house, I guess she lives like 30 mins away. Plan being to go to this reservoir and swim and smoke weed. So we go swim and **** and get back to my house like 4 hours later. We smoke and then hang out for the rest of the night. I hoping she will either leave soon or we will **** cause she is mad annoying. Eventually we start making out and **** and I'm like yeahhhh. Then she tells me she doesn't want to have sex and I'm like jijaifjoadfajoigf obviously. At midnight I asked her if she was staying here tonight and she said yeah and fell asleep. So I'm on the internet, playing poker, and thinking I wish this girl wasn't in my ****ing bed.

i find your lack of pics disturbing

just siihp

go and take a pic you fkn pussy, especially if shes in your bed, just open the door and snap

then give 'er one for bbv

Pics or it didn't happen.

Obv it's "the" woman test, which demonstrates how much of a man you are, or how much of a ***** you are.

The fact that theres a chick in your bed and you're on the computer = FAIL

My suggestion.

Yeah obv huge fail.

This may in fact be the best thing ever.

Standard play her is to put her down in the well, fatten her up, and keep her skin nice and hydrated.

Make sure your dog Precious doesn't bark and wake her up though.

take a pic u puss... you will become epic

Did you at least get your **** sucked? You'd be ahead of me in the girl in bed but not putting out category.

Here's the plan:

Jerk it to internet porn, then when you know you're about to climax, go sit next to her and start moaning. Then, plan it so she wakes up right as you ejaculate all over her face. When she gets all freaked out, simply reply, "Please respond."

Barely a hj.

Mix this with my previous post and you will easily be insta-mod4life

Here's what you're gonna do: Find a rag, apply some chloroform, hold it out in front of her nose while she's sleeping, SIIHP, profit.

So sad. I was all "This isnt such a beat" because I assumed **** meant ****, when in reality it meant ****. Fail. The smoke your drugs, stays at your house, and doesnt let you nut? You should be waking her up right now imo

yeah, and get us a pic while she sleeps

Are you sure you're str8 OP?

girl deserves to be buttraped sexily imo

And you didn't video record?

FFS

This + fleshed out TR + pics


or fail

rulethirtyfor theres no way your a chick. You have been deceiving 2p2 for far too long. Come clean.

She was sleeping in a bikini with no blanket but pulled the covers up a little bit ago. And it was her weed. Might take a pic.

ive already told everyone im a big hairy gay dude now leave me alone