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Old 11-15-2009, 04:22 PM   #51
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i don't get rectum ramblers who only pitch
i enjoy analingus so much from girls that if i found men attractive and had the option to get a nice hard love truncheon up in my guts i'd jump at the chance
Someone get this man a dildo for Christmas.
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:27 PM   #52
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i'm pretty sure this is illegal, you need to report them to the police
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:38 PM   #53
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I have been eating raw steak.
dude, raw steak is only gonna make u sick. friggin' marinate n grill or oven it 1st.
Just get some musclecar or hawt bike or gun magazines. Put some of the kewler pix on ur wall... to the point that ur g/f's either thing you've gone a tad redneck or 'roid-raging.
[btw, very important-NO BODY-BUILDING MAG PIX-evry1 will get the wrong idea then]
If nothin else, ur roomie wil be impressed by ur massive amount of testosterone reserves.

Also helps 2 start talking in a deep raspy voice, start smoking Camel straights [no filters], and wearin the same T-shirt for a week straight, even if u spilled food on it.

but enuf about MY lifestyle...
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Old 11-15-2009, 04:42 PM   #54
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Old 11-15-2009, 05:00 PM   #55
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Im not against gays or anything but if i ever heard gay people having sex i think it would scar me for life.
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Old 11-15-2009, 05:55 PM   #56
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dude, raw steak is only gonna make u sick. friggin' marinate n grill or oven it 1st.
wat

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Old 11-15-2009, 06:08 PM   #57
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top chef dish of the decade imo
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:11 PM   #58
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put a bible on the stains in the bed
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:15 PM   #59
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citizens arrest them?
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:16 PM   #60
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why have you not posted pics yet
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:18 PM   #61
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is your roomate hot? pics or gtfo
ygos...oh wait...not that there's anything wrong with that...

op, I'd lounge around naked when they get back. Show them the difference between good naked or bad naked. Worst case scenario you get raped...
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:54 PM   #62
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ygos...oh wait...not that there's anything wrong with that...

op, I'd lounge around naked when they get back. Show them the difference between good naked or bad naked. Worst case scenario you get raped...
And the best case scenario?
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:56 PM   #63
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My roommate is the ghey. He brought home a dude last night. They are having loud morning sex in the room below mine.

OMG OMG OMG
i didnt know u live in kentucky
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:56 PM   #64
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And the best case scenario?
You get raped.
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:57 PM   #65
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wats ur address?
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:00 PM   #66
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kentucky obv
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:59 PM   #67
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no pictures coming. but he did drop the guy off at his car and come back alone. i'm safe....for now.

also just noticed that our entire bathroom is color coordinated. we have a green hand towel, green rug, green soap dish, and green curtain. do you guys think using this bathroom is going to make turn to ghey side?
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:10 PM   #68
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no pictures coming. but he did drop the guy off at his car and come back alone. i'm safe....for now.

also just noticed that our entire bathroom is color coordinated. we have a green hand towel, green rug, green soap dish, and green curtain. do you guys think using this bathroom is going to make turn to ghey side?
it sounds like you already got it

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Old 11-15-2009, 09:12 PM   #69
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Old 11-15-2009, 09:29 PM   #70
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:41 PM   #71
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it sounds like you already got it
also i just realized we have a green shower curtain. fuuuuck.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:43 PM   #72
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if you happen to see someone doing the ghey at your house i think there is only one course of action...execution by stoning!

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Old 11-15-2009, 10:45 PM   #73
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how does gay sex sound different from straight sex?
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:49 PM   #74
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how does gay sex sound different from straight sex?
More lispy than straight sex.
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:00 PM   #75
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also i just realized we have a green shower curtain. fuuuuck.
FYL
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