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i don't get rectum ramblers who only pitch
i enjoy analingus so much from girls that if i found men attractive and had the option to get a nice hard love truncheon up in my guts i'd jump at the chance

Someone get this man a dildo for Christmas.

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11-15-2009 , 04:27 PM

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d_escapist

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i'm pretty sure this is illegal, you need to report them to the police

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11-15-2009 , 04:38 PM

#53

spike420211

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Originally Posted by waxie

I have been eating raw steak.

dude, raw steak is only gonna make u sick. friggin' marinate n grill or oven it 1st.
Just get some musclecar or hawt bike or gun magazines. Put some of the kewler pix on ur wall... to the point that ur g/f's either thing you've gone a tad redneck or 'roid-raging.
[btw, very important-NO BODY-BUILDING MAG PIX-evry1 will get the wrong idea then]
If nothin else, ur roomie wil be impressed by ur massive amount of testosterone reserves.

Also helps 2 start talking in a deep raspy voice, start smoking Camel straights [no filters], and wearin the same T-shirt for a week straight, even if u spilled food on it.

but enuf about MY lifestyle...

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11-15-2009 , 04:42 PM

#54

-Insert Witty SN-

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11-15-2009 , 05:00 PM

#55

Da33le

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Im not against gays or anything but if i ever heard gay people having sex i think it would scar me for life.

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11-15-2009 , 05:55 PM

#56

ursine cotcher

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Originally Posted by spike420211

dude, raw steak is only gonna make u sick. friggin' marinate n grill or oven it 1st.

wat

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11-15-2009 , 06:08 PM

#57

markksman

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top chef dish of the decade imo

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11-15-2009 , 06:11 PM

#58

Minor Threat

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put a bible on the stains in the bed

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11-15-2009 , 06:15 PM

#59

adizzle13

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citizens arrest them?

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11-15-2009 , 06:16 PM

#60

kolotoure

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why have you not posted pics yet

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11-15-2009 , 06:18 PM

#61

ShamWow

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Originally Posted by kolotoure

is your roomate hot? pics or gtfo

ygos...oh wait...not that there's anything wrong with that...

op, I'd lounge around naked when they get back. Show them the difference between good naked or bad naked. Worst case scenario you get raped...

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11-15-2009 , 06:54 PM

#62

allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by ShamWow

And the best case scenario?

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11-15-2009 , 06:56 PM

#63

Yarbles

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Originally Posted by waxie

My roommate is the ghey. He brought home a dude last night. They are having loud morning sex in the room below mine.

OMG OMG OMG

i didnt know u live in kentucky

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11-15-2009 , 06:56 PM

#64

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

And the best case scenario?

You get raped.

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11-15-2009 , 06:57 PM

#65

john voight

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wats ur address?

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11-15-2009 , 07:00 PM

#66

Yarbles

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Originally Posted by john voight

wats ur address?

kentucky obv

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11-15-2009 , 07:59 PM

#67

waxie

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no pictures coming. but he did drop the guy off at his car and come back alone. i'm safe....for now.

also just noticed that our entire bathroom is color coordinated. we have a green hand towel, green rug, green soap dish, and green curtain. do you guys think using this bathroom is going to make turn to ghey side?

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11-15-2009 , 09:10 PM

#68

adizzle13

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Originally Posted by waxie

it sounds like you already got it

Last edited by adizzle13; 11-15-2009 at 09:11 PM. Reason: you noticed the color coordination

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11-15-2009 , 09:12 PM

#69

_EM_

old hand

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lol

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11-15-2009 , 09:29 PM

#70

Jaystah

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gayy

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11-15-2009 , 10:41 PM

#71

waxie

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Originally Posted by adizzle13

it sounds like you already got it

also i just realized we have a green shower curtain. fuuuuck.

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11-15-2009 , 10:43 PM

#72

LonesomeFugitive

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if you happen to see someone doing the ghey at your house i think there is only one course of action...execution by stoning!

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11-15-2009 , 10:45 PM

#73

Tumaterminator

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how does gay sex sound different from straight sex?

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11-15-2009 , 10:49 PM

#74

allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator

how does gay sex sound different from straight sex?

More lispy than straight sex.

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11-15-2009 , 11:00 PM

#75

adizzle13

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Originally Posted by waxie

also i just realized we have a green shower curtain. fuuuuck.

FYL

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