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11-15-2009 , 01:25 PM

waxie

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My roommate is the ghey. He brought home a dude last night. They are having loud morning sex in the room below mine.

OMG OMG OMG

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11-15-2009 , 01:26 PM

URGoodImGod

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Join them?

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11-15-2009 , 01:26 PM

rep the 215

centurion

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mmmmmmmmmmm

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11-15-2009 , 01:27 PM

waxie

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what's my play:

1. can't beat 'em, join 'em
2. leave the house to get breakfast
3. bust into the room with a bible and try to convince them of the error of their ways.
4. others???

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11-15-2009 , 01:28 PM

poster

old hand

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move out

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11-15-2009 , 01:28 PM

getterdone36

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joing in ldo 2 for 1 special

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11-15-2009 , 01:29 PM

alexander7179

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pics or sound clip

not gos fwiw

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11-15-2009 , 01:30 PM

waxie

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Originally Posted by poster

move out

negative, i signed a one-year lease. also he is a great roommate.

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11-15-2009 , 01:31 PM

markksman

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play rotisserie imo

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11-15-2009 , 01:33 PM

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diebitter

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OP

Does it hurt? Is there any upside, like no more constipation?

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11-15-2009 , 01:33 PM

#11

poster

old hand

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Originally Posted by waxie

also he is a great roommate.

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11-15-2009 , 01:34 PM

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waxie

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Originally Posted by diebitter

OP

Does it hurt? Is there any upside, like no more constipation?

I have asked my roommate some of these questions. Apparently he only pitches, so he couldn't really give an answer.

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11-15-2009 , 01:37 PM

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noname2

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pics or gtfo

Last edited by noname2; 11-15-2009 at 01:37 PM. Reason: No...wait...I'm doing this wrong....

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11-15-2009 , 01:42 PM

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MadeLiefje

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Originally Posted by waxie

what's my play:

1. can't beat 'em, join 'em
2. leave the house to get breakfast
3. bust into the room with a bible and try to convince them of the error of their ways.
4. others???

three three three!

Spoiler:

haha if he's a great guy and you like living with him, you'll have to get used to it

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11-15-2009 , 01:42 PM

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diebitter

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Originally Posted by waxie

I have asked my roommate some of these questions. Apparently he only pitches, so he couldn't really give an answer.

Have you, I mean your "roommate", ever considered doing women?

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11-15-2009 , 01:42 PM

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11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by waxie

I have asked my roommate some of these questions. Apparently he only pitches, so he couldn't really give an answer.

So he´s not the gay one, right?

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11-15-2009 , 01:43 PM

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markksman

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Why go for a woman's stinky vajay vajay when you can have a man's sweet butthole.

Last edited by markksman; 11-15-2009 at 01:43 PM. Reason: err wat?

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11-15-2009 , 01:45 PM

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LonesomeFugitive

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You should have stoned them to death obv

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11-15-2009 , 01:47 PM

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jt217

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did you know he had teh ghey before you moved in with him? are you afraid of catching teh gay? have you already caught it?

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11-15-2009 , 02:01 PM

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MadeLiefje

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OP obv joined them! GOGO OP!

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11-15-2009 , 02:04 PM

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Soulman

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Have you, I mean your "roommate", ever considered doing women?

It's weird how you're always in these threads, 90% sure you wrote this (text NSFW)

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11-15-2009 , 02:11 PM

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StepBangin

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Originally Posted by Soulman

It's weird how you're always in these threads, 90% sure you wrote this (text NSFW)

Diebitter is in every thread imo

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11-15-2009 , 02:13 PM

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adizzle13

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11-15-2009 , 02:14 PM

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Soulman

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Originally Posted by StepBangin

Diebitter is in every thread imo

writing the same stuff, i.e. "OP you're so super gay" in some variant.

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11-15-2009 , 02:15 PM

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MadeLiefje

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Originally Posted by Soulman

It's weird how you're always in these threads, 90% sure you wrote this (text NSFW)

LOL

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I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ****, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

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