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Old 11-15-2009, 01:25 PM   #1
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ghey sex happening in my house right now! OMG

My roommate is the ghey. He brought home a dude last night. They are having loud morning sex in the room below mine.

OMG OMG OMG
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:26 PM   #2
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:26 PM   #3
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:27 PM   #4
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what's my play:

1. can't beat 'em, join 'em
2. leave the house to get breakfast
3. bust into the room with a bible and try to convince them of the error of their ways.
4. others???
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:28 PM   #5
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:28 PM   #6
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joing in ldo 2 for 1 special
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:29 PM   #7
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pics or sound clip



not gos fwiw
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:30 PM   #8
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move out
negative, i signed a one-year lease. also he is a great roommate.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:31 PM   #9
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play rotisserie imo
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:33 PM   #10
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OP

Does it hurt? Is there any upside, like no more constipation?
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:33 PM   #11
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also he is a great roommate.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:34 PM   #12
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Does it hurt? Is there any upside, like no more constipation?
I have asked my roommate some of these questions. Apparently he only pitches, so he couldn't really give an answer.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:37 PM   #13
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pics or gtfo

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Old 11-15-2009, 01:42 PM   #14
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what's my play:

1. can't beat 'em, join 'em
2. leave the house to get breakfast
3. bust into the room with a bible and try to convince them of the error of their ways.
4. others???
three three three!

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haha if he's a great guy and you like living with him, you'll have to get used to it
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:42 PM   #15
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I have asked my roommate some of these questions. Apparently he only pitches, so he couldn't really give an answer.
Have you, I mean your "roommate", ever considered doing women?
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:42 PM   #16
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I have asked my roommate some of these questions. Apparently he only pitches, so he couldn't really give an answer.
So he´s not the gay one, right?
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:43 PM   #17
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Why go for a woman's stinky vajay vajay when you can have a man's sweet butthole.

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Old 11-15-2009, 01:45 PM   #18
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You should have stoned them to death obv
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:47 PM   #19
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did you know he had teh ghey before you moved in with him? are you afraid of catching teh gay? have you already caught it?
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:01 PM   #20
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OP obv joined them! GOGO OP!
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:04 PM   #21
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Have you, I mean your "roommate", ever considered doing women?
It's weird how you're always in these threads, 90% sure you wrote this (text NSFW)
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:11 PM   #22
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It's weird how you're always in these threads, 90% sure you wrote this (text NSFW)
Diebitter is in every thread imo
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:13 PM   #23
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:14 PM   #24
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Diebitter is in every thread imo
writing the same stuff, i.e. "OP you're so super gay" in some variant.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:15 PM   #25
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It's weird how you're always in these threads, 90% sure you wrote this (text NSFW)
LOL

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I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your ****, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
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