Hero is an average 30 yr old white guy.

Hero is playing poker at the Commerce Casino when he realizes he has to take a ****. Put seat cover down on toilet seat cause I don't want germs lol and sit down and BAM. My dick is dunked in the toilet water!!! What the efff!?!?!?! I look down and see the water level in the toilet is really high!!! It's ridiculous!!! (Never had this problem before the toilets at Commerce are unusual)

Hero? What's my next move at this point??

Do I run to the sink with my dick out furiously scrubbing the head of my penis until someone gets security??

Do I cut my dick off asap and cauterize the stump before the virus can spread a la 'Walking Dead'??

Laugh it off?

Try to clean it off by putting it in as many vaginas as possible?? I hear vaginas are acidic and kill bacteria or something...

Any suggestions are appreciated, thanks.

WARNING: Unless you have a micropenis don't take a crap at the Commerce Casino.

Obvious answer is get a sex change

did you try hitting it?

Ban 4 no pics

Reminds me of a story my pop always tells. He was a manager (brag) at a paper factory. There was this soft-spoken guy that worked in his department. Every week or so he would ask my dad for a piece of string and then go to the bathroom. After a few weeks my dad finally gets curious enough to ask what the string is for. "To keep it from hitting the water"

Cliffs. String holds junk above the water

I cant believe what an obvious name drop of the Commerce Casino this post
was

I PMed you a dick pic.

Yeah, thats what I figured. That's why I started that other thread to see what people's opinion of sex change was. Apparently I'll be accepted as a woman by most people on this forum.

So this has happened again at different toilets. Going to start bringing some string with me to the bathroom I guess.

Scandalous falsehoods itt.

There is no chance OP ever gets his dick wet

it all makes sense now

Hello Rich Checkmaker,

Have you considered which gender you identify as? If you ever thought about identifying as a female, this might be a good time to do so. You can have sex reassignment surgery.

-O

this happens most times when i lean forward to wipe my ass, not becaues of water level, just due to the length of my dick.

the correct answer is to wash in a vagina, or female butthole. If you choose the butthole you should always finish in the vagina though

actually this problem happened to my friend, and the only solution he could think of was to surgically invert his penis and position it inside himself. the balls, of course, also had to go.

Was his name "RichCheckmaker?"

time to become a woman. GG brah

hope you are asian. they really seem to enjoy it

Wet dicks are overrated

you wipe ur ass while sitting down the same way a girl wipes her Vag