Hi,

some english speaking guy posted a few times in german BBV a few days ago. And we did teach him some german insults.

Me thinks now this could have potential, so I would like to know if there is demand for a "german insults study group".

The idea is:
- You write some kind of insult/bad language in english
- I translate it to german and put up a soundfile for the correct pronounciation
- I add another insult that falls in the same category than the first one, but is even an escalation or is just a little more fancy(also in german + soundfile).

Then you can insult siblings,parents,pets,teachers,colleagues,spouses and any random guy/girl you meet on the street and they can only be like "WAT?".

I live in southern germany and I am native speaker even capable of switching to bavarian idiom, so I can guarantee 100% correctness of spelling, grammar and pronounciation.

So what do you think?

[]good idea! Translate:"sonnawabish"
[]piss off, Nazi!
[]wat?

definitely wat

I'm not german but i live in Germany and speak german fluently, and i think the language is not very good for insults.

But on the other hand, i think the insults might sound really strong and funny for those who don't speak the language.

BTW, for some reason i can not watch this without cracking up:



Lol'ing to that pic on this forum has caused me some embarrassment at work already.

[x] op is 12
[x] pic saves thread

pls translate

relax baby, im just taking a piss

what means hammerzeit

Halt = Stop
Zeit = Time
Hammer = Hammer

???

I guess you have to know german and be old enough to have lived through the early 90s rap-dance scene to find the "Halt! Hammerzeit" picture funny

bonus lolnazi pic:

blitzkreig = lighting war

kindergarten = childrens garden

creepy

****ing damn *********** german nazi piece of crap **** you, i hate germans

irgendwie musste ich lachen ^^

^^

You're ruining yourself with the future pics, but don't underestimate the hilarity of the hammerzeit picture.

It is hilarious indeed.

im pretty sure i got banned once for posting an insulting german phrase

good thread

I like Germany, obv. Nazi Germany doesn't have anything to do with contemporary Germany, but i simply find nazi related pics with people smiling hilarious for some reason, sorry...

entspann dich baby, ich pisse nur

lol

lolz schlechte Idee

guten tag ich hätte gerne eine dose warmes pisswasser bitte - can i have a miller lite pls?