Further now into my job at the greyhound stadium, looking for poker analogy to help the day go through.

We had a major race. Number 6 dog (black and white striper) was not suppose to win - a great upset indeed when he came through! Walking over to the bookmaker window after the race I noted someone knock the window to attract the cashier attention. Here is the joke as it is a double entendre (he is a fool ever to have back the number 6 dog!) I yell out in front of all his friend "DON'T TAP THE GLASS!" lol. Much laughter from some.

Later the day progress, checking the stadium for babes. Guess who?




Well here is the punchline indeed! Turned out not to be the gorgeous Sarah Jessica Parker as I took time from raking the track to ask for an autograph. Some shame and embarrassment but put aside when I asked if I could have her number. Response was NO! But I was happy just to chat with such a lady.

After work went to visit grandma where I gave her down the cracks (it is where I put Nivea cream on my finger, slide my finger between her toes and twist out all the dead skin and massage between there for her). In response she allows me to play heads up poker against her - stacking her twice, lol. Only playing 5p/10p so in total she lost just over £20, but it's all useful for my bankroll as she realises. And next week I will try again my luck at the EMPIRE or if not there the VIC or THE FOX.




Now here is a question. Brought up at work and maybe suitable for BBV and then I can explain the results at the poker tables when I next play live. Many men claim to be happy but really want a little extra lol. Please answer the survey ready for my next LIVE POKER SESSION (all answers are treated confidential like) and we'll see if people are so happy as they choose ok?

tl;dr

im guessing the moral of the story is:

the horse pooped on the gay guy?

you said dogracing not horseracing

i'm unhappy with my life, but maybe that's because i actually read this thread...

dont make threads assuming we know who you are and are aware of your previous stories

fyp

tl;dr

OP is more ghay than straight prolly

I think your penis needs more girth and a better shaped head.

I keep scanning the choices for "No, needs more head" but I can't find it.

fyp

My penis is perect and gorgeous.

My balls are kinda compact, tho.

and you take no interest if 4Lers are happy with their ***** or not?

mine curves ever so slightly left, instead of which i wish it curved ever so slightly upwards (i hear chix lyx dis)

not buying OP's story...
>dog trax in England?
>No stories of teenage girls jacking off greyhounds in between races?
[making American dog racing the most riggat of any and all gambling venues?]

I'll be completely honest with you. I didnt read any of the op and i noticed no half naked woman at all, this leads me to believe you have teh ghey

Sarah Jessica Parkers is a babe and I would bang her until spunk comes out her eyes.

Also do your research, there is much dog racing in England.