...a restraining order has been enforced.

now you.

penetration?

the cops show up.

she starts crying

she asks u to pay up

At least a quarter of the way, at least four times.

the fat lady sings

the muscle inside her vagina clenched down while she started shaking and lifted her whole but into the air while she was practically screaming and juices flowed. I know when a women fakes it and she was not faking it. 2 nights in a row back with her x... whatever i guess im the "other" guy and it hurts bad but ill get over it soon. I just melted when she caressed my face after and held me tight all night and when she came the last time she grabbed both of my hands with hers and she squeezed so tight and after we didnt break the embrace she fell asleep in my arms. I told her how she made me feel like a man again after 4 years of not wanting to date woman after a break up and she said something like you didnt forget how to be a good lover and i am a great kisser as well.

she breaks out the strap-on.

she cries.

she uploads the video of it to youpr0n.

the midgets start eating each others pussies.

she stabs you in the shoulder with some broken glass.

Kevroc sings.

you make a salad with the cucumber.

you accidentally the whole thing.

the nipple makes an appearance

Shamwow, we get it, it isn't sex until the money changes hands

until you yarble

the white stuff comes out

i apologize and say "thats never happened to me before"

she starts laughing at it

"The dog gets every last bit of peanut butter off...."

Shocked no one said this one yet....although some of these answers are def 2+2 worthy.

****ing stereotypes. I hate 'em.

Anyway, my conclusion to the sentence:

"The dog gets every last bit of peanut butter off."

Dom yells: "Action!"

Pooter says it is.