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finding it difficult not to fart in bed with girl finding it difficult not to fart in bed with girl

08-28-2009 , 09:21 AM
TMI (too much information)
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08-28-2009 , 09:23 AM
btw, this requires a fair degree of coordination. don't forget to make sure you don't crap yourself when you do this. That'll give the game away.
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08-28-2009 , 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by diebitter
btw, this requires a fair degree of coordination. don't forget to make sure you don't crap yourself when you do this. That'll give the game away.
good point, she has pink sheets on her bed, so poop stains would show up quite clearly.

I think I'm going to need some practice.
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08-28-2009 , 09:39 AM
gah man, the noble struggle. I totally feel you on this one, its horrible.
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08-28-2009 , 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by diebitter
1) pull out dick fast then ram it back in fast during sex to cause minge fart.
2) Break wind at same time


To thank me, tell her she has to scream 'diebitter' next time she comes.
god bless the creative thought process and it's ability for solution providing...



that said,

a) just fart and say "now what?"

or

b) if you really like this chick, fart, then look her right in the eye and say "that's right, i think i'm falling for you." and leave the room.

Last edited by JtotheF; 08-28-2009 at 09:49 AM. Reason: plan b
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08-28-2009 , 09:46 AM
Next time u fart in front of her immediatly start pissing all over urself. I Promise she'll forget all about the fart.
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08-28-2009 , 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by ThatDude85
Go to a doctor. You aren't suppose to crap 5 times a day.
Actually you are..you ever noticed we're the only animal that doesn't **** constantly after every meal? Its because of all the preservatives and all the other **** that is in food now. ****ting is the body getting rid of the nutrients it doesn't want, its the opposite of unhealthy.
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08-28-2009 , 09:56 AM
It's probably because we have longer intestines (= more surface area for nutrient absorption) than other animals like cats and dogs... The larger animals than us, e.g. cows and horses are grazers so are constantly eating

/biology

Last edited by Hap Hapablap; 08-28-2009 at 09:57 AM. Reason: probably wrong but who cares :P
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08-28-2009 , 10:03 AM
P OOP
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08-28-2009 , 10:17 AM
try Gas-X
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08-28-2009 , 10:39 AM
I love BBV4L, fixing the world's problems one thread at a time.
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08-28-2009 , 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by MrRat
butt plug, ldo
use thumb(s)
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08-28-2009 , 12:19 PM
Speaking from experience, once you break the farting taboo, there's no going back.

(¬_¬)
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08-28-2009 , 12:23 PM
lol, maybe for you.

try taht with me and your nostrils get destroyed
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08-28-2009 , 12:31 PM
get a dog...blame the dog
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08-28-2009 , 12:34 PM
fart on her ldo
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08-28-2009 , 12:34 PM
just let it rip ldo
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08-28-2009 , 01:06 PM
Maybe the solution would be to get her to fart first, then you could release the beast
you could either grind of some x-lax into her drink
or simply just lie and tell her she was farting in her sleep
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08-28-2009 , 01:29 PM
"3-4 times a day and farting all the time"

Ya to me this is the sign of an Unhealthy diet. Also the sooner you do it the sooner she will get over it, i say you fart right in her face then after that a normal fart will be a welcome gift.
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08-28-2009 , 01:37 PM
i hate how theres this new precedent in bbv4l where you can just say "srry no pics" int eh o p


we and we alone will decide if you need to post pics gtfo
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08-28-2009 , 01:52 PM
you **** 4 times a day? my cat doesnt **** 4 times a day
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08-28-2009 , 01:54 PM
mine does =(
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08-28-2009 , 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Biko
Tuesday morning was standard breakfast of cereal, fruit and a protein shake.
Protein shakes are the mother of all bad rectal problems.
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08-28-2009 , 02:57 PM
i bet you are allergic to something in your diet, anything you have like everyday that you didnt before you started eating healthier? like animal said it may be the protein shakes but it could be something else too.
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08-28-2009 , 02:59 PM
wtf am i the only one that craps likes once per 2 days ?
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