Hair pie. (crap video, sorry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdA__LpJrvA

(Peter is at a party with some anonymous friends; Buzz Killington enters and sits everybody down)
Buzz Killington: (Hands Peter a picture of a man riding a Penny Farthing bicycle.) Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why?
Peter: (Sighs) Why?
Buzz Killington: Because he's a Scot! (laughs) Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge?
Peter: (Groans, lifts his glasses and rubs his eyes)

Tom Tucker: Coming up next, Diane's weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIK3G...eature=related

one of the funniest episodes lol. that song was my ringtone for ages.

Englishman: I'm afraid i'm going to ask you to leave.
Peter: Back off! we kicked your arse in world war two, and we can do it again!
Englishman: Very well then, if you refuse to go peacefully, I'm afraid we're going to have to use our superior linguistic skill to convince you to leave.
Peter: Oh yeah? Just try it!!
Peter, Joe, Quag and Cleveland: Bye bye now, thanks!, sorry to bother you!!

errrr the flights going to be a little longer than expected. Due to a strong headwind.. Giggidy.

the time i forgot how to sit in a chair

LOIS MAY BE WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU BUT TO ME SHE'S WORTHLESS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zxyjZZRjQ

this 1 is epic lol.

theres also the time peter locked himself inside his car with the keys outsite

We'll go to the 1 place they can never catch us...in imagination land. Where you fart where you burp and you burp where you fart.

Man #1: I'll have water, please.
Man #2: I'll have water too, but with lemon, please.
Man #3: I'll have a Sam Adams, please
Man #1: It's 9:30 in the morning!
Man #2: And don't you have an outstanding DUI?
Man #3: Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth.

Dear Diary, Jackpot.

^^ who is this girl? and where are her vids?

Havent got a clue. Unfortunately.

Meg, who let you back in the house?

Robbers via writing on paper: we have your son

(referring to Meg)

TV: Now we return to "Damn Nature, You Scary" on BET.
Announcer: [a cheetah is running] Damn, look at that sumbitch go. He hauling ass. That thing come to my house I kill it! [the cheetah sees a meerkat, catches it, and eats it] That little rat-looking thing just got ate! DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!


Lois Griffin: Hello?
Peter Griffin: Lois? I can't take out the garbage because they're keeping me late at the office.
Lois Griffin: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact... I can see you.
Peter Griffin: Can you see me now?
Lois Griffin: No.
Peter Griffin: Okay, now I'm at the office.

Peter Griffin: I haven't cleaned since Bounty dropped me as their spokesman.
[flashback]
Peter Griffin: So Rosie, I just spilled this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter and you're telling me that Bounty can pick it up in five seconds?
Spokesperson: What the hell is that?
Peter Griffin: Five seconds...
Spokesperson: Is that?
Peter Griffin: Four seconds...
Spokesperson: It smells like...
Peter Griffin: Three seconds...
Spokesperon: That's...
Peter Griffin: CLEAN MY PEE!

*knock knock....*
Q: "Hey there little girl, how old are you?"
..16
Q: "18!"
MOM!
Q: "I like where this is going."

move this thread to oot asa;p

If anything is worthy of 4L surely its family guy?

Richard Dawson: Ok Peter Lois did great. You only need one point to win the $5,000. 20 seconds - name something you sit in.
Peter: Chair.
Richard Dawson: Try again.
Peter: Big Chair.
Richard Dawson: No, that's the same thing. Try again.
Peter: High chair.
Richard Dawson: That's still a chair.
Peter: Chair.
Richard Dawson: Say something other than chair.
Peter: What if I can't think of anything?
Richard Dawson: You can pass.
Peter: How do I pass?
Richard Dawson: Just say it.
Peter: Say what?
Richard Dawson: Say "pass".
Peter: Chair.
Richard Dawson: [buzz] Oh I'm sorry you're is up and you didn't score enough points but thank you for playing.
Peter: What, that's it? We lose?
Richard Dawson: I'm afraid so but we enjoyed having you.
Peter: You son of a bitch. What about my cave in the yard? WHAT ABOUT MY CAVE IN THE YARD?
Richard Dawson: Get your hands off me. I served in the fictitious military.

clip me

BUTTSCRATCHER? BUTTSCRATHER!

Or

Stewie: Brian had sex, with a really dumb girl, now he's taking his friend stewie. To get some Ice cream! In has car... oh you're no fun.

Roadhouse.

grunching

none of them.