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11-22-2013 , 09:52 AM
Bored of the same old vanilla candle? Sick to the back teeth of your lavender-scented living room? Well, you're in luck.

Now, your house can smell like Kentucky Fried Chicken - and you don't even need to leave the house to get a family bucket.

Behold the Kentucky Fried... Candle.




The mouth-watering aroma forms part of a series of scented candles by Kentucky For Kentucky, whose aim is "to engage and inform the world by promoting Kentucky people, places, and products".

Talented Kathy Werking created the KFC candle by frying chicken in all-natural soy wax and adding a blend of seasoning, using an "infusion of family secrets".

"Let the fresh, fried sizzle of savoury golden goodness drift into your hearts and homes with one of our most delectable creations to date," reads the site.

"To craft the perfect extra crispy aroma, Kathy picks up her cast iron skillet, adds a little seasoning, and gets to work. To make these candles, she fries chicken in all-natural soy wax and adds an infusion of family secrets. With only 25 of these available, you'll want to keep this mouth-watering recipe to yourself."
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11-22-2013 , 11:17 AM
OH YEAH
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11-22-2013 , 11:32 AM
How is it a dream for an obese person to smell food that isn't there? I would think it a nightmare.

You think the title through at all bro? Your trying too hard imho.
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11-22-2013 , 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 46&2
How is it a dream for an obese person to smell food that isn't there? I would think it a nightmare.

You think the title through at all bro? Your trying too hard imho.
I imagine it would be comforting for them. Like the smell of their ex boyfriends sweater that they keep to remind them of the better times, before he left her for her thin friend.
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11-22-2013 , 01:15 PM
Will it make a stinky vag smell better?

Last edited by herbertstemple; 11-22-2013 at 01:16 PM. Reason: Cant believe that **** was censored
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11-22-2013 , 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by herbertstemple
Will it make a stinky vag smell better?
yeah. just melt the wax on the gash.
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11-22-2013 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 46&2
How is it a dream for an obese person to smell food that isn't there? I would think it a nightmare.

You think the title through at all bro? Your trying too hard imho.
You've obviously never been fat.

AWESOME!!!
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11-22-2013 , 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by spike420211
yeah. just melt the wax on the gash.
Brilliant idea.

Can be used as a lubricant, then makes a permanent seal afterwards.
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11-22-2013 , 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Yodas Butler
I imagine it would be comforting for them. Like the smell of their ex boyfriends sweater that they keep to remind them of the better times, before he left her for her thin friend.
Good food smell = kryptonite for the plump.

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You've obviously never been fat.

AWESOME!!!
Never really fat, never really skinny. Athletic, but with less muscle than a d1 starter... pick a sport, minus the less popular ones.

Last edited by 46&2; 11-22-2013 at 07:44 PM.
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