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09-08-2013 , 01:25 PM

RedBullGaveMeWings

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....Noodle.

I keep a bottle of Soy Sauce in my cupboard because I can afford it.

Usually on a Sunday when I make my Chicken & Mushroom pot noodle to eat half on 2 slices of medium Warburtons and half bareback I use the inadequately sized sachet before even adding water, then using my own Soy Sauce to top up once ready.

An hour ago however, instead of pouring the Soy Sauce on the pre-heated Noodles I instead picked up the kettle and filled my dinner with cold water.

I could try to empty it and re-attempt with boiling water but it wouldn't be the same.

Beat: I have no more Pot Noodles and it's raining heavily.

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09-08-2013 , 01:42 PM

allinontheturn

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I don't even understand most of those words.

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09-08-2013 , 03:19 PM

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I don't even understand most of those words.

The NSA couldn't decode that...

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09-08-2013 , 03:42 PM

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I thought this was going to be a stoner tale about noodles made from marijuana. Is soy sauce really expensive in your country OP? You should probably refrigerate it after the bottle is open. Mine says to do this.

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09-08-2013 , 04:47 PM

RedBullGaveMeWings

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It's relatively inexpensive although I class it as a luxury item as I don't in theory need it. Therefore I see it as an extravagant purchase.

I just checked the bottle and it says nothing about having to refrigerate it, but thanks for your concern all the same.

Side note - why doesn't refrigerate have a 'd' in it?

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09-08-2013 , 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by RedBullGaveMeWings

Side note - why doesn't refrigerate have a 'd' in it?

I've wondered the same many times. Maybe because they didn't put one in frigid. Fridgid just looks wrong. But when you shorten refrigerator to the slang "fridge" you put a d in it.

Side/Side note - It does take an inordinately long time to go through a bottle of soy sauce. I've sometimes seen them around for years.

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09-08-2013 , 09:15 PM

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A better question is, why does refrigerate have a "re" in it?

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09-08-2013 , 10:55 PM

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Sounds like you planted your seeds too deep.

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09-08-2013 , 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gregorio

A better question is, why does refrigerate have a "re" in it?

Becuz "fridge" is considered a vulgar Amurrican term.

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The NSA couldn't decode that...

I even had trouble widdit.

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It does take an inordinately long time to go through a bottle of soy sauce.

Boil like a 1/2 cup of rice w/ soy sauce sometimez.

Q: how does pot fail?

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09-09-2013 , 12:38 PM

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Boil like a 1/2 cup of rice w/ soy sauce sometimez.

1/2 cup of rice with how much soy sauce? Rice and water is usually 1:2 so 1/2 cup of rice with 1 cup of water. Do I add the soy sauce at the beginning or at the end?

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09-09-2013 , 02:13 PM

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1/2 cup of rice with how much soy sauce? Rice and water is usually 1:2 so 1/2 cup of rice with 1 cup of water. Do I add the soy sauce at the beginning or at the end?

Isn't Soy Sauce a condoment?

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09-09-2013 , 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RedBullGaveMeWings

....Noodle.

I keep a bottle of Soy Sauce in my cupboard because I can afford it.

Usually on a Sunday when I make my Chicken & Mushroom pot noodle to eat half on 2 slices of medium Warburtons and half bareback I use the inadequately sized sachet before even adding water, then using my own Soy Sauce to top up once ready.

An hour ago however, instead of pouring the Soy Sauce on the pre-heated Noodles I instead picked up the kettle and filled my dinner with cold water.

I could try to empty it and re-attempt with boiling water but it wouldn't be the same.

Beat: I have no more Pot Noodles and it's raining heavily.

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09-10-2013 , 01:17 AM

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Do I add the soy sauce at the beginning or at the end?

either, or both. Most prefer before.

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06-23-2019 , 07:38 PM

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6 year bump

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06-24-2019 , 11:03 PM

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Nudeles?

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06-29-2019 , 06:55 AM

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06-29-2019 , 04:15 PM

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This bump gave me wings. Thank you OP!

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07-03-2019 , 11:33 PM

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08-24-2019 , 06:29 PM

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I laughed so hard I thought I was going to die or pee myself.

Which did I do?

I'm still here, aren't I?

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No peeing was actually done in the making of this post.

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08-24-2019 , 08:24 PM

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One day I'll be able to afford to have soy sauce in my cupboard.

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08-29-2019 , 02:47 PM

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One day I'll be able to afford to have soy sauce in my cupboard.

A minion and his/her dream.

Last edited by Doc T River; 08-29-2019 at 02:47 PM. Reason: Do minions have genders? Or is it, do they have a sex?

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08-30-2019 , 07:44 AM

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08-31-2019 , 07:31 PM

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A minion and his/her dream.

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I asked if Minions have A sex. I didn't ask if they had sex.

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