What the ****maluck is going on? Last night I went on a rampage and requested the add of like 8 people, some of which were good looking girls who I wanted to see more pictures of, and when I go to Recently Added, it says they were added, but then after like a minute, I try to see someone else and they are gone like it never happened?!?!?!

SERIOUSLY! I'm so angry. No wait, I'm pissed!!!

I'm going to go to Taco Bell, no TR, and they better not put too much cheese on my Quesadilla because I'm going to flip out and be like "I want my money back because there is too much CHEESE on my MOTHER****ING QUESADILLA!" and they will be like, "That is normal for everyone." And then I'll be like, "BITCH, THIS ISN'T A NEGOTIATION. I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND DEBATE THIS." And she'll be like, "I'm calling the Police." And I'll be like, "BITCH, I AM THE MOTHER****ING POLICE."

dick or balls

You should insist that Mark Zuckerberg make your quesadilla.

i have a friend who was created by mark zuckerberg

Elaborate plz? Like Zuckerberg made him in a lab?

It just did it again!!!! I even looked on one person's and it said that we were friends, but it doesn't say that on mine!!! Oh man, this is serious social networking business. I'm going to sue Facebook now that I know how much they are worth. AND I'm going to sue Bill Gates because he has a lot of money, and then he'll be like, "Dude, chill out!" And then I'll be like, "NO, don't tell me to chill out. I'll tell you when to chill out!" And then he'll be like, "But I'm Bill Gates...I am chill!" And then I'll be like, "you're going to be homeless by the time my lawyers are done with you." ANd then he'll be like, "That's fine because I can hack into your bank account and take all of my money back." ANd I'll be like, "****." And then I'll go to my lawyer and be like, "Can he do that?" And my Lawyer will be like, "****, I don't know? He is pretty smart and stuff!"

Well, at least nobody can say you don't have a plan.

nobody cares

sort of. it's hard to explain

I'm Facebook friends with the redhead BustedTees girl.

True story.

m-e-t-h-o-d man

Oh my gosh!!! You are like totally freaking out over like nothing......like

pics or it didn't happen

The top part was true, the bottom part was a play off of Conspire. I haven't been to Taco Bell in like a year. I don't even know what they have.

BAM ME TOO, right next to FFK



Beat: never actually met them.

This happened to me too. It sorts itself out after a few days.