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03-18-2008 , 03:44 PM
I was at the grocery store and it was 50 cents per play.

Put in a dollar - lost, lost

god dammit now im pissed

Put in another dollar - lost, lost, almost had this pink bear but it dropped

mother f*****r!

So i go to my car and put the stuff i bought in it and returned to the claw for round 3.

Put in another dollar - lost, lost

Ok now im getting pissed, but im arrogant and not willing to give up. I set my sights on this orange duck that seems to be in an easy claw position.

Put in another dollar - lost, f*** lost again

Ok so this time I decide to employ the angles where I look through the glass from the right and left side of the machine so that I can verify good claw angles.

Put in another dollar - lifted the orange duck, it was barely on there but i had the thing airborn! It fell. So close yet so far, im feeling it though and I believe the duck is within grasp.....My next try........SUCCESS!

I captured that f*****g duck and now its mine. It cost me 5 bucks but was definitely worth it, if anyone wants to buy it pm me.

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03-18-2008 , 03:47 PM
That is one awesome $5 duck.

But, what are you planning to do with the knife? Do I see duck carnage in our future?

Pics, please.
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03-18-2008 , 03:48 PM
I'll take the knife because i feel like stabbing someone. How much?
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03-18-2008 , 03:52 PM
F***ing Claw

F***ing Skill
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03-18-2008 , 03:54 PM
I dont really wanna cut the duck, hes soft and cuddly.
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03-18-2008 , 03:59 PM
awww cute.
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03-18-2008 , 04:01 PM
Good read. Duck has a hat.
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03-18-2008 , 04:08 PM
You won Ducks....
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03-18-2008 , 04:08 PM
Give ya $3 for it.
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03-18-2008 , 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Low Key
Give ya $3 for it.
You need to pay for shipping and handling as well.
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03-18-2008 , 06:06 PM
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03-18-2008 , 06:08 PM
I think what everyone is missing is the little white duck that the big orange duck is holding.

It's two for the price of one, bid more
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03-18-2008 , 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Vehement
I think what everyone is missing is the little white duck that the big orange duck is holding.

It's two for the price of one, bid more
it's another, cleverly disguised, mother-daughter thread
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03-18-2008 , 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vehement
I think what everyone is missing is the little white duck that the big orange duck is holding.

It's two for the price of one, bid more
I didnt miss it look at my first post...
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03-18-2008 , 07:04 PM
nh. i own at the claw game. the key to owning this game is not the the claw drop all the way down. if you do that it crates lag in the line and when the claw tries to close automatically, it's too late and your 50 cents is down the drain. what you have to do is press the button on the joystick before the claw decends all the way to make it stop in the position you are ready to grab in. once the claw stops and is about to go back up you press the button again to close the claw and scoop the stuffed animal.
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03-18-2008 , 07:07 PM
awe, sailor duck!!!! you got a bargain at 5 bucks
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03-18-2008 , 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by OMGuraBOT
That figures : /
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03-18-2008 , 10:30 PM
[nerd comment alert]

I thought this thread was going to be about Diablo 2...
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