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04-22-2012 , 06:58 PM

Poker's A Joke

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Heres some tips for the losers who get no pussy

1) Lean on your hand for long enough till it goes numb then when you jack off its like somebody else is doing it.

2) If you cant afford a fleshlight, make your own better one. All you need is an empty tube of pringles and pack it with liver.

Anybody know anymore

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04-22-2012 , 07:10 PM

ncboiler

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As long as your mom is above dirt there will always be available pussy for the masses

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04-22-2012 , 09:19 PM

ninetynine99

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over/under on OP's age?

I'd be pretty comfortable setting the line at 16 and taking the under.

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04-22-2012 , 09:35 PM

RavingCatGurn

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Originally Posted by ninetynine99

over/under on OP's age?

I'd be pretty comfortable setting the line at 16 and taking the under.

OP is 25 but just lost his virginity.

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04-22-2012 , 09:46 PM

HU4holes

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[QUOTE=Poker's A Joke;32741563 If you cant afford a fleshlight, make your own better one. All you need is an empty tube of pringles and pack it with liver.
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explain that for a native imbecile, please.

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04-22-2012 , 09:48 PM

omnishakira

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Originally Posted by ninetynine99

over/under on OP's age?

I'd be pretty comfortable setting the line at 16 and taking the under.

im taking it if 13 count as a push

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04-22-2012 , 09:56 PM

RavingCatGurn

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Originally Posted by HU4holes

explain that for a native imbecile, please.

Fleshlight: (NSFW possibly) http://www.fleshlight.co.uk/

Pringles: http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...QEwCA&dur=1962

I'm assuming you know what a liver is.

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04-22-2012 , 10:10 PM

HU4holes

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i thought of a disco flashlight an OP being an illiterate.
thx.

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04-22-2012 , 10:12 PM

HU4holes

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giving reverse tells

Last edited by HU4holes; 04-22-2012 at 10:14 PM. Reason: .

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04-23-2012 , 02:54 AM

#10

r0eKY

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i like op's style keep up the good work

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04-23-2012 , 10:52 PM

#11

Poker's A Joke

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Lol at you ****ing ******s pretending your not gonna try them.

Heres another one for you

Jack off into and empty packet of crisps (potato chips for the american pigs) to save you getting up from your computer to get tissues

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04-23-2012 , 11:11 PM

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JustASpectator

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Perpetuanal

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04-24-2012 , 12:53 AM

#13

Count Chocula

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now that's thinking with portals.

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04-24-2012 , 02:31 AM

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spyu

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OP that's pretty good, but what about sitting on your dick until it becomes numb. Then it feels like you're jerking a stranger off.

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04-24-2012 , 02:39 AM

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danton32

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Originally Posted by Poker's A Joke

1) Lean on your hand for long enough till it goes numb then when you jack off its like somebody else is doing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4gphpOflUU

Lil Jon calls it a stranger...

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04-24-2012 , 05:54 AM

#16

Jolt

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OP sit on your ass and then shove your dick up there and it feels like you're bumming a stranger.

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04-24-2012 , 06:32 AM

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pelicanpoker

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lol at shoving it into liver! that's a good one. genius really.

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04-24-2012 , 08:18 AM

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abcyrillic

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try some fun with vacuum cleaner.

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04-24-2012 , 08:31 AM

#19

fanapathy

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Get a job as a gravekeeper
Get a shovel
and a crowbar
perhaps some antibiotics

Figure out the rest

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04-24-2012 , 12:03 PM

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timeforheroes

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Originally Posted by Poker's A Joke

Equally effective: Lean on your dick for long enough until it goes numb and when you jack off it feels like you're jacking off another guy.

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04-24-2012 , 09:58 PM

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HU4holes

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Originally Posted by timeforheroes

Equally effective: Lean on your dick for long enough until it goes numb and when you jack off it feels like you're jacking off another guy.

is that you in your avatar?
i think i have a pretty clear picture of you now.

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04-24-2012 , 10:10 PM

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MrBump

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Originally Posted by Poker's A Joke

Heres some tips for the losers who get no pussy

1) Lean on your hand for long enough till it goes numb then when you fist yourself its like somebody else is doing it.

FYP

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04-25-2012 , 04:40 AM

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Justafish26

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OP=tard
copying lines out of movies..............................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVX01fukAHA

your thread sucks..................fail

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04-26-2012 , 12:59 AM

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