After lunch, I leave the restaurant and there's a man sitting on the sidewalk (not a beggar). We look each other and I keep walking to buy some candies on the store next door. When I come back to go to work, I pass by him and he shouts in my face "you bastard!"
There was a chinese couple talking on the elevator. I still can't control myself when listening to asian people and started laughing out loud. How can they understand that?
On the same elevator was the 2nd hottest girl of my office. The elevator was full and she was 5cm from me. I came.