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11-06-2009 , 04:32 PM
Background: I flew out to Boston to spend a week with a girl. Just now, I went and took a power dump in their tiny little bathroom and clogged the hell out of the toilet. Girl is work-studying and will be back in a few hours. Girl's no fun, stuck-up roommate is at class and will be back ?? I can't leave the apartment because the door locks automatically and I don't have a key. Poop is disgusting blackish and smells just terrible.

Back in Wisconsin, I'd be sitting on comedy gold, but my read on Bostonians is they don't find toilet humor nearly as hilarious.

What's my play?

I was thinking suicide but if anyone has something better I'm all ears.
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11-06-2009 , 04:34 PM
plunger?
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11-06-2009 , 04:34 PM
grab the plunger and go to town
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11-06-2009 , 04:35 PM
Gah so easy. Leave the door ajar or a window open, go buy a plunger, take care of it asap.
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11-06-2009 , 04:38 PM
put the poop in a plastic shopping bag and throw it out the window

Boston won't mind
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11-06-2009 , 04:39 PM
Oh yeah, and obviously there is no plunger. I've considered the "prop the door open" angle but don't want to be responsible for everything being stolen. Also, not 100% sure of the direction of the nearest plunger store.
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11-06-2009 , 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCanoe
put the poop in a plastic shopping bag and throw it out the window

Boston won't mind
Actually considering.
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11-06-2009 , 04:41 PM
inconceivable. what kind of woman doesn't own a plunger

i call bull****

Last edited by Glo4ming; 11-06-2009 at 04:41 PM. Reason: ducy?
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11-06-2009 , 04:41 PM
Leave apartment, Come back later, Blame her roommate.
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11-06-2009 , 04:45 PM
you should be able to fashion a plunger out of some stuff in the fridge mcgyver style. a plastic tub, etc, if not you gotta take one for the team and get in there with your hands.
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11-06-2009 , 04:46 PM
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Last edited by swannypoker; 11-06-2009 at 04:46 PM. Reason: FAIL
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11-06-2009 , 04:47 PM
clothes hanger, also good for DIY abortions
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11-06-2009 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 27AllIn
I don't know how likely they are to have a 6-inch rubber ball laying around.
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11-06-2009 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by j2sooted
clothes hanger, also good for DIY abortions
try to do this, poke a whole somewhere in the clog once you get the wire real deep..wiggle it while flushing

worst outcome you can just clean the wire and bend it back into shape and back into closet.
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11-06-2009 , 05:16 PM
seriously just get a hanger and work that ****
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11-06-2009 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by rsala004
try to do this, poke a whole somewhere in the clog once you get the wire real deep..wiggle it while flushing

worst outcome you can just clean the wire and bend it back into shape and back into closet.
Doing this.
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11-06-2009 , 05:18 PM
Just put all your friends panties into the toilet. That way she won't see your poop and you can simply say that the toiled got clogged because of the panties.
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11-06-2009 , 05:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdpC2XBuYvg

along came polly, bathroom scene
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11-06-2009 , 05:21 PM
man I hate when people start a strat thread and take forever to post results
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11-06-2009 , 05:22 PM
OP is so full of ****
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11-06-2009 , 05:23 PM
Roommate is home. Will have to talk to her and explain the horrific smell and that she can't use the bathroom. I'll spare you all the buying a plunger TR.
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11-06-2009 , 05:24 PM
lock yourself in the bathroom now
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11-06-2009 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Roommate is home. Will have to talk to her and explain the horrific smell and that she can't use the bathroom. I'll spare you all the buying a plunger TR.
Please don't! In fact, the plunger TR would be more than worthy of a thread in its own right.
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11-06-2009 , 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by rsala004
lock yourself in the bathroom now
Actually, when she came in i was in the bathroom trying to work up the courage to do something. When I heard her come in I started the shower out of panic. I was thinking about putting the poop in the shower and washing it down the drain but I'll just man-up and tell her when she comes out of her room.
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