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12-01-2007 , 05:04 PM

NozeCandy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 29,251

Seriously, what the [censored] goes through some of these girls heads? I was hooking up last night and we were talking dirty or whatever and she goes, "I want to blow you then watch you cum on your face." Took me about 10 minutes to get hard again. I'm sure some of you have heard worse, but jesus christ. Post some [censored] up [censored].

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12-01-2007 , 05:09 PM

siouxbrew

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,701

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"I want to blow you then watch you cum on my face."

ygos?

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12-01-2007 , 05:09 PM

I PromoteSuicide

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 9

was that your pillow that said that?

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12-01-2007 , 05:09 PM

rhymenocerus

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,502

fav line a girl has said to me
you can put it wherever you want
worst
have you done this before?

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12-01-2007 , 05:11 PM

Wheelzie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 7,134

10.95 for the first minute 2.99 for each additional minute

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12-01-2007 , 05:11 PM

apefish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14,618

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fav line a girl has said to me
you can put it wherever you want

"So where exactly is your roommate?"

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12-01-2007 , 05:37 PM

kipin

Gigantor

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,848

"what do you want me to do"
pretty good line imo.

"[censored] me from behind"
is kind of awesome too.

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12-01-2007 , 05:48 PM

miajag

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 17,328

My ex used to sometimes whisper in my ear "I want you to rape me" during foreplay. Found it kind of hot at the time, but now wtf.

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12-01-2007 , 06:09 PM

NozeCandy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 29,251

Yeah, the "I'll do whatever you want" line whispered into your ear is pretty [censored] sweet.

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12-01-2007 , 07:20 PM

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LiveNow

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,152

you guys get a lot of chicks.

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12-01-2007 , 07:22 PM

#11

tarheeljks

The Dark Knight

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 37,654

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Yeah, the "I'll do whatever you want" line whispered into your ear is pretty [censored] sweet.

qft

i may go limp if a girl asked me to rape her

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12-01-2007 , 07:24 PM

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ebepse

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 7,244

"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

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12-01-2007 , 07:36 PM

#13

KhalynYohrk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,720

this ho one time was like you have my heart and I was like wtf am I gonna do with that

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12-01-2007 , 07:39 PM

#14

prodonkey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

what do the girls say after u use this line?

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12-01-2007 , 07:40 PM

#15

Tartufo

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

"You're such a hunnybunny"

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12-01-2007 , 07:44 PM

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ebepse

banned

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 7,244

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

what do the girls say after u use this line?

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12-01-2007 , 07:46 PM

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Marduk

adept

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,030

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

what do the girls say after u use this line?

talk about owned

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12-01-2007 , 07:47 PM

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oddjob

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,859

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

it's what she said, not what you said.

her:
"you still have 57 mins, what do you want to do?"

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12-01-2007 , 07:48 PM

#19

brinks

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 171

"I wanna see you bleed"

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12-01-2007 , 07:50 PM

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oddjob

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,859

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My ex used to sometimes whisper in my ear "I want you to rape me" during foreplay. Found it kind of hot at the time, but now wtf.

record this, then use it after you break up.

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12-01-2007 , 07:54 PM

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ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,597

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

what do the girls say after u use this line?

So I heard.

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