this
this
and this!!

Part one:

After Toronto we headed back to Meredith and Ty's and I thanked them for their gracious hosting by waking them up via elbow drop.



We were all pretty hungover..



but eventually we headed out for breakfast to some redneck joint (that had the incongruous name of Rainbow family diner) for breakfast.

Great success on not vomiting!



Traffic was brutal to Niagara..it took us twice as long to get to the pub as it should have but..



FOL's

So we played pool and made signs for a while:





(The woman behind Ty kept glaring angrily at Meredith's breasts..I think they owed her money.)

..but she was right to be jealous





Using the power of satan, as clearly evidenced by un-photobucket-editable red eye..Meredith and I crushed the boys 3-0

Though the real winners were the people behind us getting extremely indecent up skirt or down shirt shots.




And then we went to a new bar got obscenely drunk and met up with MsBlueberry..who was looking super-extra hot.

She came with us back to our hotel room..solid barg, amirite?

Pics, 'cause it DID happen.


Our room key wouldn't work so we had to get a security guard to let us in..

While waiting Lesbianism ensued:



But it was all straight for the security guard:


"Dennis" came to fix our door and we tried for the better part of an hour to get him drunk with us..


Part 2: "The Cuddlefest/Drunken Parking lot fight/Breakfast" to come shortly..
Drunk bitches, gymnastics, face in boobs and crotch gtd. or your money back!

No love.

boobsfest. moar moar!!

don't post part 2 too quickly, i need time to recharge

Thanks for posting the TR Kristy

I mostly hid from the camera for part 2 because I was ashamed at my lack of pajamas at the pajama party, but I'm glad you caught the ass grab!! We got prompt maintenance service amirite?

Pssh, GW offered you his third dress shirt (also the only clean one) but you were too for us.

I cannot express the amount of love I have for the shot of you grabbing the security guard's ass. Soooo A++

Ok, you got me! I'm a bit camera phobic. I'm trying here!!!!

It's true though, both the gentlemen were gentlemen, but neither of the ladies were ladies. They were brazen hussies. Brazen. Hussies. Both.

Geez Emme cover those things up a lil bit.

Brazen hussies ITT

Kristy picked out my outfit

I stand by my decision!

Glad Dids could make it.

helluva tr! looks like great fun was had by all... looking forward to a fight nao

shouldve gone to this, i couldve def hooked up with kristy imo

I think her giant man of a bf might have had issue with that.

Great TR, glad the service guy got some fun out of it!

GW is a bearlike individual. I watched him toss Emm around that room like she was a little tennis ball. He likes guns and shooting. In conclusion - no.

yeah i have a huge **** tho, and im probly more alpha than this 'gw' character. he would probly be down to share anyways so im not sure what you girls are saying?????

Well it must've been easy with my petite frame...lol


That was fun!

boobs omnomnom

Part deux:

So after getting in a fight with a belligerent neighbour who gave us **** for talking in the hall while we were locked out of our hotel room waiting for the security guard.. we all enjoyed a snifter of brandy to soothe our jangled nerves and get in the mood for a good discussion on the finer parts of Jesus.

Who am I kidding..I'd long since lost track but I'd have to guess that my drink counter was well into the teens and it was time for some drunk pics that we're all sure to regret.

Emmemere and Khaos's matching Jammies


MsBlueberry


Proof that Jesus Loves Ty more than you..




SAMMICH!


With Milk!


Emme switched into GW's other shirt so we could have matching Jammies.

I came!


Emme and Khaos decided to wrestle..but since I was too drunk to stand they kindly consented to have the match in my lap.

My favourite pic of the night.


Then Emme decided to take a shot at GW's title





Dat Ass


Reactions to dat ass


They passed out first..


We woke up the next morning with the sun streaming through our bullet riddled curtain



To inspect the flea bites:


after a meet up with the owners and managers of the hotel (a story that I'll let Emme tell b/c my post is already tl;dr)

We were off to the Golden Griddle for breakfast..


And at some point after we left Ty made this face:


Fin

this thread is bewbtastic

came (i thought you wore jammies all the time?)

Well at home...