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06-03-2008 , 10:51 AM

High Time John

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The other day I am watching The Simpsons Movie with my 9 year old son. We come to the scene where the two cops start making out and I decide to throw out a 'probe bet'. I say, "Wow, that was weird" and without missing a beat he laughs and says "Yeah, they're gay!". After I picked my chin up off the floor I looked at my wife and we started cracking up. I guess schools do a fine job of teaching our young ones. Maybe I won't have to have that talk with him in a couple of years. :-}}}

P.S. I like to post so I can watch my avatar.

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06-03-2008 , 10:53 AM

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06-03-2008 , 10:59 AM

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I don't see how this is proof that your son is not gay.

If anything, it actually suggests he is gay due to his intimate knowledge and awareness of homosexuality.

lololol gay son!

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06-03-2008 , 11:04 AM

High Time John

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

I don't see how this is proof that your son is not gay.

If anything, it actually suggests he is gay due to his intimate knowledge and awareness of homosexuality.

lololol gay son!

Go start a poop thread.

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06-03-2008 , 11:04 AM

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put on something with 2 girls kissing, say "wow, that was wierd" again
if he again says "haha yeah, they're gay" he is gay
if he says "wtf, ygos? thats awesome" then he's alright

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06-03-2008 , 11:05 AM

High Time John

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Originally Posted by Quagmyer

put on something with 2 girls kissing, say "wow, that was wierd" again
if he again says "haha yeah, they're gay" he is gay
if he says "wtf, ygos? thats awesome" then he's alright

This is logical troubleshooting and constructive!

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06-03-2008 , 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by High Time John

Go start a poop thread.

LOL I GET IT. YOU ARE TRYING TO USE MY POOP THREAD AGAINST ME. BAN!

btw your avatar is very good, I was entranced for about 30 seconds. You know who WOULDN'T be entranced for 30 seconds?

[SPOILER] YOUR SON, BECAUSE HE'S GAY [/SPOILER]

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06-03-2008 , 11:13 AM

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Please don't jerk off to my avatar.

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06-03-2008 , 11:15 AM

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too late lol

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06-03-2008 , 11:16 AM

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High Time John

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

too late lol

OK, You're not gay too.

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06-03-2008 , 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by High Time John

My wife's nephew used to make disparaging remarks about gay people when he was young.

He came out two years ago at age 15.

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06-03-2008 , 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MortalWombat

My wife's nephew used to make disparaging remarks about gay people when he was young.

He came out two years ago at age 15.

lol

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06-03-2008 , 12:14 PM

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Yeah this is definitely a sign your son is more gay than not.

Put I am sure him putting nail polish on his my pretty pony was the first clue.

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06-03-2008 , 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MortalWombat

My wife's nephew used to make disparaging remarks about gay people when he was young.

He came out two years ago at age 15.

Awesome.

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06-03-2008 , 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MortalWombat

My wife's nephew used to make disparaging remarks about gay people when he was young.

He came out two years ago at age 15.

I will call you Uncle Fudge Packer.

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06-03-2008 , 12:32 PM

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The best way to find out where he stands at this point is to watch some hard core gay porn with him and see his reaction.

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06-03-2008 , 12:34 PM

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The best way to find out where he stands at this point is to watch some hard core gay porn with him and see his reaction.

Great! May I borrow one of your DVDs?

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06-03-2008 , 01:07 PM

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lol ur sons father is an idiot

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06-03-2008 , 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by High Time John

Great! May I borrow one of your DVDs?

Wtf? why are you asking me for one? its your son thats gay lol. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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06-03-2008 , 01:15 PM

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Wtf? why are you asking me for one? its your son thats gay lol. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Oh sorry. I inferred from your username that you had an extensive gay porn collection. My bad.

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06-03-2008 , 01:16 PM

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Oh sorry. I inferred from your username that you had an extensive gay porn collection. My bad.

Not to mention your avatar.

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06-03-2008 , 01:17 PM

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Oh i see, glad we straighten this out.

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06-03-2008 , 01:28 PM

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if you really want to find out if he's gay or not tell him he can paint his room, give him a bucket of army green and a bucket of light blue. If he chooses the light blue he's gay, if he chooses the army green he's gay and is trying to cover it up, and if he says **** it you paint it he's straight.

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06-03-2008 , 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by High Time John

Go start a poop thread.

poop threads are the backbone of 4L

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06-03-2008 , 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Junior9587

lol

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