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12-06-2008 , 11:19 PM

voyamatarte

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My dad came over to my place earlier today and I had a peice sitting out on the table and a random assortment of silverware. He asked he if it was a crack pipe, and I had to explain.

Then he saw a spoon sitting next to a lighter and asked me if I was doing heroin.

Next time I will clean my apt before he comes over.

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12-06-2008 , 11:24 PM

Mayo

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Please read this. I don't want you to spiral out of control. Your mother and I are concerned about you.

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12-06-2008 , 11:46 PM

qwertyu121

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Originally Posted by Mayo

Please read this. I don't want you to spiral out of control. Your mother and I are concerned about you.

i lol'd for a second

Last edited by qwertyu121; 12-06-2008 at 11:47 PM. Reason: not entirely sure why though.....

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12-06-2008 , 11:48 PM

voyamatarte

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You are my father?

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12-06-2008 , 11:51 PM

alreet

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wow you should catch your dad in some gay like act and then start thinking he's gay as payback.

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12-06-2008 , 11:52 PM

MoneyMatt1

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Originally Posted by voyamatarte

You are my father?

LLLUUUUUUKKKKEEEE.......

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12-06-2008 , 11:52 PM

Mayo

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You are my father?

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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12-06-2008 , 11:53 PM

Toast91185

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Originally Posted by alreet

wow you should catch your dad in some gay like act and then start thinking he's gay as payback.

come see us tonight, you'll have all the dirt you need

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12-06-2008 , 11:58 PM

voyamatarte

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I would be so ****ing pissed if you had sex with my dad.

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12-07-2008 , 12:04 AM

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Mayo

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I can and I have.

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12-07-2008 , 12:09 AM

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Toast91185

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I can and I have.

that filthy whore! How could he!?!

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12-07-2008 , 12:13 AM

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Mayo

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Levitra.

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12-07-2008 , 01:37 AM

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james39

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Originally Posted by Mayo

Levitra.

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12-07-2008 , 01:44 AM

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bonds

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Originally Posted by voyamatarte

Next time I will clean my apt before he comes over.

Incorrect play. Next time he comes over you will want to have the following items lying around:

A mirror, a rolled hundred dollar bill and a bag of powdered sugar.
A used syringe and a big rubber band or two
Several empty cold medicine boxes
A hookah
Cialis
A few boxes of condoms, opened
Lube, preferably flavored
Printouts of internet articles about Oxycontin

Guaranteed to make the holidays extra "special"

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12-07-2008 , 01:50 AM

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ncboiler

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So are you????

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12-07-2008 , 05:22 AM

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voyamatarte

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no u

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12-07-2008 , 05:28 AM

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Jenna Brea

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nsfw tag FFFFFFFF

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12-07-2008 , 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mayo

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo!!!

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