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01-03-2010 , 03:12 PM

#51

OreosAndMilk

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,136

Pretty sure this is a level, however if not it has the potential to be as good as the "Beat: My friend is a douchebag" thread.

Edit : yeah definitely a level, gtfo back to 4chan ***.

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01-03-2010 , 03:13 PM

#52

Carl_Spackler

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 16,017

I hear Asians are good at math. How many times larger is your head than hers?

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01-03-2010 , 03:13 PM

#53

Scruffs Mcguff

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,367

its late over there? turn on a ****in light.

sumo wrestlers are like superstars over there. i cracked the case.

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01-03-2010 , 03:14 PM

#54

adizzle13

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

from what ive read on the internets, being fat and asian is unusual, so maybe she likes teh fat onez cause its mysterious or something? or maybe shes like into masochism or something....

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01-03-2010 , 03:14 PM

#55

bonds

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 11,754

I just remembered that I never saw Kung Fu Panda.

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01-03-2010 , 03:15 PM

#56

11beatsperminute

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

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Originally Posted by krnpeoples

The funny thing is that I am the one who's always finding new ways to humiliate her every day in a playful manner. Plus, I don't have any trouble finding hot girls so what you say about me is all bs coming from a jealous and bitter soul.

Give examples of playful humiliations.
Also I may be bitter, but I'm not jealous.

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01-03-2010 , 03:15 PM

#57

smokingrobot

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,605

this is a level. im convinced.

B+ level imo, for the work involved etc.

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01-03-2010 , 03:16 PM

#58

Scruffs Mcguff

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,367

"why would i hold up a bbv4l sign when you keep slingin insults but ill go ahead and keep posting picks and replies"

confirmed level but i like where this is going. please continue.

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01-03-2010 , 03:18 PM

#59

YouWishFish

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,466

lol. the fact that you have to post this bragging you actually got your dick wet (or so we are lead to believe) shows incredible insecurity. welcome to the human race bro.

seriously though rohypnol?

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01-03-2010 , 03:18 PM

#60

AliasUnrise

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 757

OP. Congrats on your relationship!

I appreciate the message you're trying to send but posting these pictures seems earnest and a bit inappropriate. Who are you trying to convince? How does your gf feel about you posting these? I hope you can see that it is a little odd as I'm not sure what reaction you were expecting.

Nevertheless, I wish you all the best with your relationship, she is very pretty.~

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01-03-2010 , 03:18 PM

#61

11beatsperminute

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,107

Your gf has a fetish for this German TV legend imo.

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01-03-2010 , 03:19 PM

#62

Scruffs Mcguff

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now there's some fashionable hair!

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01-03-2010 , 03:23 PM

#63

bonds

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 11,754

If you had a hot dog cart on the streets of my city I would not buy from you.

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01-03-2010 , 03:30 PM

#64

weHAVEaPROB

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 352

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Originally Posted by raymond715

is it cold under the bridge?

i loled

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01-03-2010 , 03:36 PM

#65

krnpeoples

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Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 314

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Originally Posted by AliasUnrise

thank you for the kind words, and your concern, but she does not mind me posting her pictures.

Make fun of my hairstyle all you want but if you came here to Taiwan or Asia in general with your ugly American buzz cuts, people will think you are from a poor family or have some mental disorder. kk? thanks

a lot of people actually complement my hair and tell me that it looks very soft, so hate on my hair all you want, cause I don't care. Let's see how hot your girlfriend is

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01-03-2010 , 03:42 PM

#66

poster

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Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,362

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Originally Posted by krnpeoples

Make fun of my hairstyle all you want but if you came here to Taiwan or Asia in general with your ugly American buzz cuts, people will think you are from a poor family.

yes because anyone poor can ´t afford to buy a hair color ldo

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01-03-2010 , 03:45 PM

#67

nuisance

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 11,643

Yeah I noticed that Asian dudes (even here here in the US) cut there hair like the new wave **** (general term here) of the 80's did.

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01-03-2010 , 03:45 PM

#68

loosekanen

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 27,845

Had several girls I was with in Korea that told me they and their friends keep bfs for the reason mentioned above... they know they are better looking and the guy will do anything for them, never leave them. Then they proceed to **** around on their bfs with random dudes like me. I, personally don't have the herp. I cannot speak for everyone your gf is cheating or will cheat on you with.

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01-03-2010 , 03:47 PM

#69

smokingrobot

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,605

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Originally Posted by loosekanen

im buying my ticket to asia now so i can bang women and not have any attachments and eat awesome asian food.

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01-03-2010 , 03:57 PM

#70

AphexDeuce

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,708

Srsly hold up a sign saying bbv4l or gtfo, not to endorse bbv to prove its u in the pics and not some pathetic troll level.

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01-03-2010 , 03:59 PM

#71

tcassel

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 145

looks like hulk hair imo

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01-03-2010 , 03:59 PM

#72

-ChoKo-

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 327

excuse me sir, where's the hot girl ?

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01-03-2010 , 03:59 PM

#73

mishink7

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,278

wheres this hot girlfriend ppl are talking about

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01-03-2010 , 04:01 PM

#74

DrakeWalls

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,563

maybe the cool kids at school dared her to go out with u, and in return they would let her be friends with them. So they picked the ugliest beast they could find (you) just for lols