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11-21-2009 , 05:35 PM

PhiAlpha

grinder

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BEAT: I'm a ****ing loser and have no car or job atm and she is picking me up from my moms house and taking me out to the movies!

Odds on there being a 2nd date? Id say 10%.......5% if she has sex with me!

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11-21-2009 , 05:36 PM

Tartufo

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we will need pics.

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11-21-2009 , 05:36 PM

markksman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 20,909

Dude if she is doing this, she must really like you and must really have low self esteem. Play up a bad boy side that doesn't care. She wants to rescue you. So don't let her. Just make her keep trying.

In two weeks you will be living in her house food and board free.

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11-21-2009 , 05:50 PM

Quagmyer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8,252

I am anticipating this girl to be a 5. pics immediately.

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11-21-2009 , 05:50 PM

costanza_g

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teach me

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11-21-2009 , 05:56 PM

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

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Originally Posted by markksman

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.

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11-21-2009 , 05:58 PM

Quagmyer

Carpal \'Tunnel

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im supposed to go meet a chick tonight but tbh i dont really feel like leaving, im already drunk

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11-21-2009 , 05:59 PM

PhiAlpha

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 413

Thing is she is actually successful. She graduated from Notre Dame and works at Vanderbilt doing medical research :-X

And I'm def not good looking enough to pull it based on that.

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11-21-2009 , 06:03 PM

fredd-bird

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11-21-2009 , 06:06 PM

#10

PhiAlpha

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 413

I'm too scared too post pictures!

Its a first date and im afraid one of you creepy ****s will know her lol.

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11-21-2009 , 06:07 PM

#11

Quagmyer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8,252

ya rly OP... you should know by now that if you make a thread like this, pics are mandatory.

dude even if shes a 4, 90% of BBV would do her in an instant

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11-21-2009 , 06:08 PM

#12

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

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Originally Posted by Quagmyer

ya rly OP... you should know by now that if you make a thread like this, gape shots are mandatory.

dude even if shes a 4, 90% of BBV would do her in an instant

fyp

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11-21-2009 , 06:09 PM

#13

Quagmyer

Carpal \'Tunnel

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pm JA, he has gape shots

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11-21-2009 , 06:11 PM

#14

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,359

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Originally Posted by PhiAlpha

I'm too scared too post pictures!

Its a first date and im afraid one of you creepy ****s will know her lol.

This is the internet. None of us are real people with friends.

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11-21-2009 , 07:08 PM

#15

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

is one of these her?

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11-21-2009 , 07:20 PM

#16

TMLMS13

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,373

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Originally Posted by PhiAlpha

Well done phi, but you need to move out of your mom's house before you turn into the next WAR

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11-21-2009 , 07:40 PM

#17

animal_chin

the friendly drunk

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,975

Pics please.

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11-21-2009 , 07:43 PM

#18

PhiAlpha

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 413

lol no not in the pic

and im just living here temporarily TMLMS till I get done with training for my job and able to qualify for an apt lease.

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11-21-2009 , 07:43 PM

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rustyshackelford

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 350

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

is one of these her?

wow! nice detective work!

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11-22-2009 , 09:39 PM

#20

TMLMS13

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,373

phi you m'fer, where are the pics? you of all people should know the rules,

pics or gtfo.

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11-22-2009 , 09:51 PM

#21

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by PhiAlpha

Odds on there being a 2nd date? Id say 10%.......5% if she has sex with me!

Is your sexual performance that deterring?

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11-22-2009 , 09:57 PM

#22

makemecool

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,365

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Originally Posted by TMLMS13

Well done phi, but you need to move out of your mom's house before you turn into the next WAR

LOL WAR is such a loser.

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11-22-2009 , 10:01 PM

#23

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

tell her u need lunch money and she will be on ur dick in no time

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11-22-2009 , 10:04 PM

#24

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,091

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

is one of these her?

I like two if not three of those people.

Good work op, hope for the worst, prepare for the...hm. Well, maybe some day you will prepare for something.