[ ] brag

Beat: Paying for a BJ
Double Beat: Not realising it's a beat before posting

Make sure she doesn't have, clap of the yap

well i've never payed for sex before in my life and i would agree with most of the ppl in the thread that 500 is too much and w/e. but in all honesty this chick is def worth 500 cuz of her looks.

its also a lot easier to just pay 500$ then to game her. also... is it bad that i dont care if she has anything or not lol

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[x] Hooker pwned for $500 tmrw

yo this girl is flaking on me... i texted her at 5:30 pm today and i get no response. its 11:15 pm. we were supposed to meet @ 1 o clockam (in a few hrs) i took out $ from the bank and i rdy to pay n everythin but she scared. wtf

strippers dont get scared homie

wat?

u coulda hit it 4 100 its all in the moment

aite so why ain't she steppin up to the plate then

Shes getting the sting operation details all squared away...

sorry? lol she thinks im a cop after she already sucked me off?

found another sucker to pay more?

found someone better looking?



















go back to her club n check her

i was thinking about doing that but was like "butnahhh" cuz i dont wanna go there alone and then waste my time if i ain't gonna get laid

call the club n ask for her on the phone

gotta hand it to u... that's pretty funny... but i doubt they'll even give a S***...

only way is to go there and ask the waitress for the girl or if i happen to see her there.

needless to say i am now thinking of joining TER

meh whatever. so far this is a fail.

no pics

no hookup


if that changes i will change my tone. till then fu kind sir

brag: paying for vay ja ja

oppps no thats a beat whether you have money or not

had a kinda similar story in a strip joint once.
we were going like 2 days after my 20th birthday and my friends got me a dance in a private booth with this brunette hottie.
i had been told that a dance is ~20min so i sat there and took it like a man
after 20min of pure awesomeness she continued to sit on my lap and we talked for a while.
she was a really nice girl, told me she went to school and just did this to earn some money (ldo).
then she was like brb and came back with some cocktails and.. weed!
the look on my face mustve been priceless.
anyways, we sat in there for a while and after a lot of making out and not much sexing she gave me her phone number and told me we could meet outside of the club another time.
after this i obv went on to get totally drunk with one of the most amazing smiles i ever had on my face.
the next morning i woke up and couldnt find her number
afterwards i thought about going back to talk to her but the club was an hour drive and after some thinking i came to the conclusion that i probably wouldve been gangraped and killed so i let it go.

cliffs?

This is recoverable. Just say, "No problem...why don't we meet for coffee tomorrow..." She'll feel more comfortable.

Coffee = cheap, quick and in daytime. You could have her in the sack within the hour.

i wil definitely persist, at least until she pcks up her phone or someting. i've never paid for sex before and so i think this is a good opportunity. also, its a lot less awkward then goin for an escort online u never met.

its funny b/c she offered my friend a bj @ the club and my friend turned her down (cuz he didnt have $) and after he told me what happened i insta-went for the chick and she knew what i wanted and what i was after


btw, to those sayin payin for sex is a huge beat ... i dont think it is at all esp if u got enough cake