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09-18-2008 , 04:56 PM

#76

StrictlyStrategy

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 10,099

Just write back

dear grandma

tl;dr

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09-18-2008 , 08:03 PM

#77

!PirateNinjaGirl!

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NO U

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09-18-2008 , 08:39 PM

#78

eof

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,363

Dude lie to your grandma and tell her you read that **** and it saved your life. You are very sorry. Its a whtie lie and she will appreciate it

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09-18-2008 , 08:55 PM

#79

J4est

gif whisperer

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,333

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Originally Posted by thebeasters

and el oh el @ jesus

God is gonna throw the doom switch on your ass

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09-18-2008 , 09:32 PM

#80

blocka

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,471

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Originally Posted by MortalWombat

I think she was being more subtle than that.

Proverbs 10:13
Wisdom is found on the lips of the discerning,
but a rod is for the back of him who lacks judgment.

Proverbs 10:31
The mouth of the righteous brings forth wisdom,
but a perverse tongue will be cut out.

She's planning on beating him with a rod and cutting his tongue out the next time she sees him. Watch your back, OP.

Or perhaps she is being cryptic and actually supporting his choice:

Proverbs 10:4
Lazy hands make a man poor,
but diligent hands bring wealth.

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09-18-2008 , 10:23 PM

#81

kickpushcoast

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,026

tell her you're gay she'll forget all about poker

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09-19-2008 , 06:55 AM

#82

Kevroc

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09-19-2008 , 07:04 AM

#83

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,470

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

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09-19-2008 , 07:29 AM

#84

giarcfrost

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 544

Do all grandmas have the same handwriting??

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09-19-2008 , 01:30 PM

#85

RickAstleyFan

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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,947

Order her a bunch of Pokerstars gear and a Full Tilt jersey. When she dies, slip funeral director a 20 and have her burried in the swag. YOU WIN for eternity. Right?

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09-22-2008 , 12:28 AM

#86

Endless Insight

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 190

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Originally Posted by derekl

Remind her that by choosing Christianity over the abundance of other religions she's in a way gambling for her eternal soul.

best. post. ever.

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09-22-2008 , 02:43 AM

#87

Soulman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,657

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

rarely do i laugh at gifs, but this one ruled.

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09-30-2008 , 02:16 PM

#88

Borknagar

journeyman

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 349

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Originally Posted by Soulman

rarely do i laugh at gifs, but this one ruled.

ooh my god please tell me where this is from

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