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Old 09-18-2008, 04:56 PM   #76
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Just write back

dear grandma

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Old 09-18-2008, 08:03 PM   #77
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

NO U
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:39 PM   #78
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Dude lie to your grandma and tell her you read that **** and it saved your life. You are very sorry. Its a whtie lie and she will appreciate it
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:55 PM   #79
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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and el oh el @ jesus
God is gonna throw the doom switch on your ass
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:32 PM   #80
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

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I think she was being more subtle than that.

Proverbs 10:13
Wisdom is found on the lips of the discerning,
but a rod is for the back of him who lacks judgment.

Proverbs 10:31
The mouth of the righteous brings forth wisdom,
but a perverse tongue will be cut out.


She's planning on beating him with a rod and cutting his tongue out the next time she sees him. Watch your back, OP.
Or perhaps she is being cryptic and actually supporting his choice:

Proverbs 10:4
Lazy hands make a man poor,
but diligent hands bring wealth.
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:23 PM   #81
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

tell her you're gay she'll forget all about poker
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:55 AM   #82
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:04 AM   #83
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:29 AM   #84
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Do all grandmas have the same handwriting??
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Old 09-19-2008, 01:30 PM   #85
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Re: Brag, beat, or variance: Birthday letter from grandma

Order her a bunch of Pokerstars gear and a Full Tilt jersey. When she dies, slip funeral director a 20 and have her burried in the swag. YOU WIN for eternity. Right?
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Old 09-22-2008, 12:28 AM   #86
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Remind her that by choosing Christianity over the abundance of other religions she's in a way gambling for her eternal soul.
best. post. ever.
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:43 AM   #87
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rarely do i laugh at gifs, but this one ruled.
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:16 PM   #88
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rarely do i laugh at gifs, but this one ruled.

ooh my god please tell me where this is from
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