I probably should be dead, because people don't know how to drive in this town. I was chillin at my friend's place on LV Blvd. down south near South Point kinda. Just drinkin and smokin, typical thursday night imo.

Then we notice we're running low on beer so 2 of us head out on foot to get more booze across the street. We're crossing LV Blvd. near the blue diamond/windmill intersection where there are the flashing lights all over the place to watch for pedestrians.

So we're waiting to cross and the car in the right lane stops for us and we start to cross, and just as we get past his car some douchebag cabbie comes flying by him in the left lane at like 60mph and i literally dive as fast as i can and he actually clips my foot, i think with his rear view mirror.

A bike cop cruising by sees it, but none of us got the plates. So he takes us aside to the curb and starts taking his report. He asks if I caught a glimpse of anything as the cabbie drove by, i said yeah, and as it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo holmes to belair. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later. Looked at my kingdom i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of belair. The cop thanked me for my report and went on his way imo.

[censored] [censored] [censored] shotgun i hate you stop [censored]

[] Funny
[x] 1st prince roll was funny

[ ] The one you refer to as 1st princeroll was indeed the 1st princeroll

[x] should have stopped reading as soon as the word 'cab' appeared
[x] thread delivers it's purpose

[censored] im just embarrassed i got princeroll'D I guess... gj

Didn't work. Straight away skipped to the prince part after reading Reactions. "F"

Ive never seen a shark jumped so quickly and cleanly as this wanna be meme.

Grats.

I'm trying to figure out how your foot got inside the car to get clipped by the rear view mirror.

I was wondering why the cop on the bike didnt go after him and come back for you guys after

[censored] princerolls

This ruined it for me imo

i liked how you worked "imo" into this

that's 2 in 2 minutes, i'll never reead a trip report again

Only read first 3 paragrsphs before I had to post. They really need to track this guy down. It's a damn shame when you can't even cross the street. Hope you and your friend are Ok. This kind of thing can really shake you up. Good luck finding the guy and I hope it all turns out well.

















BTW. You suck.

Pretty dumb

omg, funniest post on bbv4l evar!!!! i laughed out so much, my neighbour from across the street called the cops, bestestes thread, ytmnd!!




















NOT.

I got Rick/Freshrolled..

D-

It only really works once.

haters just mad they got owned again

I agree imo. They're all just jealous cause I have never been rickrolled, reichrolled, princerolled, or reverse prince rolled. Or any type of rolled. The only type of rolled I have ever been is Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Imo.

I only read the first 3 paragraphs, hope you feel okay bro.

damn i loled!

lol. much better than the price roll imo.