i called about getting a dvr because the olympics are coming up and then the **** was like,

"Buhdurr! I see you could save money by bundling your internet with your cable!" (i rent a guest house and my landbitch pays for cable and i pay for internet because shes old and doesnt do internet. so now the internet will go on her bill and i will pay her.)

and im like, "ok, i guess i'll do that." then i got another phone call and said i'd call the ****s at cox back in a minute.

but i didnt feel like calling them right away--i wanted to jerk it first to lesbo anal porn on the internet. and then i noticed my internet didnt work. heres where it gets long and boring:

so i call and im on hold for like 20 minutes and i eventually talk to this dumb bitch in technical support who was saying stuff like "oops!" and "whats this now!?" and "oh jeez..." over the phone while she's typing my modem specs into her computer. and then she puts me on hold to get a supervisor because her computer says my modem serial number is invalid. so like 5 minutes later she comes back and goes,

"my supervisor says that your modem is invalid because it was preowned and the original person who owned it has to call us and unregister it."

and so i say, "im going to guess that it was preowned by me, and when you look up my account info on the account that was closed and whose information was switched over to my landbitch's account, you will see that same serial number."

and then like a minute later she goes, "oh yeah!" then she cant figure out why it isnt working and puts me on hold for fifteen minutes while she finds a supervisor--but this was the bs hold with music that you get as soon as you call that says there are no representatives at the moment, so im sure she just transfered me to the cable tv tech support (cuz thats what the automated voice said)--and so i hang up.

then i call back and start swearing a lot and they put me through to a "supervisor" in the billing department. so this **** says she'll look into it and call me back in five minutes. then she calls back in five minutes and says she'll call back in two hours while she gets someone from tech support to fix the problem.

three hours later i call back and shes like, "Oh Budurr! Mr. J, I was working on your account and now hold on a few minutes while i walk over to technical support and have them fix it." then she comes back and says she'll call back in twenty minutes just to verify--you know, cuz she cares so much--that my internet is working. so 25 minutes later she calls back and connects me to tech support and i tell some bitch my mac address ID and my internet works again.

and to compensate me they say they will extend me at my current rate for another three months, even tho i thought this was the rate i was always going to pay.

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No - I will not read that sir.

So you were like what? I mean like really. Like this really happened? Like wow.

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is this story worthy of cliffs? cuz sir, i am not reading that.

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Read the whole thing. They were Ukranian.

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