Most of you guys have probably heard this line before...

You go up to a random girl/ group of girls

Guy: Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: Um how much?

Guy: Enough to break the ice.

I find no one irl has heard this before. My roommate bet me 100 bucks that this would not work on a girl. Pretty much we have to both agree on which girl i try it on. If she ends up interested in me(i get her number or she leaves with me or whatever) then i win. If not my roommate wins. If she ends up having a bf or something then we try another girl.

My roommate is 100% sure this will not work. she is convinced this is a horrible line but i think its freakin awesome and most girls will find it pretty cute.

There really isnt any point to this thread.

i think its a good line

i think most girls will look at you weird and then call the police.

you should be getting odds

+1. your friend is getting the best of this by a long way. you should get at least 2-1, i might even lay 5-2 and still be +EV.

I tried to explain this to my roommate but she didnt understand wtf i was talking about. I wanted 2-1 but she couldnt grasp the concept so i just gave up and decided to do an even money bet. Girls are dumb.

oh your roommate's a girl. yea it's hopeless trying to explain

Also, im really really really ridiculously good looking and plan on picking a really really really ridiculously drunk girl.

doable... you have to say it like a joke though

The girl has to be not ******ed and get it right away and have a fun sense of humor. Im trying to think of a good follow up if it just doesnt go over well at all.

you: you have any italian in you?

girl: no

you: wana ****?

oh man this is so lame. think of a different line at least

1. check label on shirt/dress
2. maaaaade in heaven
3. ??????
4. profit

lol, I like this joke ^_

The whole point of the bet is using this line.

This is a terrible bet. Unless you're PA, your natural number rate is below 50% and adding a gay line certainly doesn't help.

i would guess popeye is not smooth with teh ladies

Im actually quite charming.

God you screwed up the most basic joke. The last line should be "so do you want some".

OP,

Your room mate is a girl. This increases the likely hood she would know if a line would work on a girl. Also, it kind of sucks, but dunno, maybe it will work if you can pull it off right.

what if htey already know how much a polar bear weighs??????? THEN WHAT??????? JUST FREAK OUT AND RUN AWAY?!?!?!?

[QUOTE='[Phill];3846753']God you screwed up the most basic joke. The last line should be "so do you want some".
QUOTE]

Thats the whole point of the line. Your kinda slow unless your on like the 9th level then touche.

I always thought it would be awesome if a girl replied "Males weigh around 350-600 pounds, and females are about half that size."

Id probably marry that girl on the spot.

Had a similar bet, w/ the opening line of "You like Robots?"

Success.


Only problem is the one girl thing man, you should be able to hit up 3, or at least 2. B/C nobody runs a 100% closing rate anyway, no matter the opening line.

If it fails just ask,

"Can I stick my P in your V?"

It always works. 100% guaranteed.

If she says yes you do her. If she says no, you say, "How about dinner then?"