So we all at some point had a chance to hook up with a chick and something went wrong. I will tell you guys about my ****ty situation.

So Atlantic city is like the mini weekend getaway for a lot of people in the tristate area (NY/ NJ/ CT) so girls go out there like it’s a foreign country turn up for a weekend and act like nothing happened like a fake vegas what happens in ac stays in ac YOLO motto.

So I head out there with some friends (about 4 girls and 3 guys (in 2 rooms split side by side) but we are all in different rooms and the plan was to party and chill with some other chicks than the few we came with as in AC its easier to hook up since everyone has a room/ and everyone is under the influence.


Fast forward one of my friends lets call him Dreads comes along and we go to the club in Tropicana and inside by the bar when I spotted a nice female like a 8/10 maybe even a 6/10 but the Hennessy was kicking it. I walk over to offer a drink and to talk and she introduces me to a friend better body than my initial villian but uglier face so i was happy with my draft pick. I introduce Dreads to the girl and we start tag teaming making them laugh and decide to tell the group we came with we are leaving the club! So I am really intoxicated and decided i didn’t want to be too drizzy to hookup so I said let’s get some food my treat. (I had won a few hundred so I didn’t mind). So we go to like a little diner and this is how Dreads messed up he ordered an omelette with 5 cheeses. We all ate and caught a cab to their hotel about 10 mins away.

During the car ride dreads was in the front seat with myself and the 2 ladies in the back seat. The entire car ride all we could hear and smell was non stop farting so we are dying of laughter thinking it was the driver. On the way there Dreads stated he needed to make a stop.

He ask to stop to goto 7/11 and we didnt think of it i thought for rubbers so he ask me to come along with him so Im like smooth ok maybe we are going to huddle up for the game plan. Next thing i know dreads burst out a loud fart right as he hops out of the car.

In my head im already thinking damn he is going to tell me he cannot make it but I say lets get you some meds and hope for the best! He gets pepto bismol and we hop back in the car and make a joke about it.

We get to the hotel and they stayed in a hotel off the strip on the 12th floor without the elevator working. YIKES!!! I know. While walking up the 12 flights of stairs Dreads was squeaking farts out like a pair of new sneakers on a gym floor but everyone acted like we didnt hear or smell sh*t!!

We get to the room they had like a room with a kitchen/ living area/ and a bedroom the 2 girls go to bath 1 at a time while me and dreads chilled in the living area like yeaaaaaaaaaah its about to go down!!

Right when his girl comes out the shower she calls him into the bedroom to come chill as soon as he gets up he gets the runs and couldn't run to the bathroom as my girl was still in there and he had to run down the flight of stairs and he ended up calling me and telling me he had to go almost ****ted on himself, and he could not make it back up the stairs and took a cab back to the hotel where the group was in to sh*t.

It killed the vibe and the girl in the room told my girl how Dread ****ted on himself and we all just started laughing non stop like 30 minutes. I ended up just sleeping and cuddling with my shorty in the living room pull out bed and laughing about the situation. I never hit hooked up or seen the girl again.

Yikes that was my missed opportunity..........

I didn't read the whole thing but yes, blowing it with a girl that obviously wants your cock between her legs is a bad beat of the greatest magnitude. No amount of 1 outters, runner runners, last minute pick-6 in a football game, or losing an under in baseball in extras, or any sports betting will trump that.

I read AC in your post. Not talking about some hot piece of ass either. I'm talking about that ONE special girl you've been waiting for for 30 years who comes along and everyone wants her but she wants you. You think about PUA theory and mind games and use techniques to get her attracted and whatnot. It may or may not work. But you're gonna be alone with her at some point and don't make a move. She loses interest and moves on.

No amount of shipping donkaments or winning parlays or life success would trump what it could've been.

LOL sounds like u have a sick story SPILL IT!

It's much sicker than you could imagine. No I don't feel like typing it up on mobile phone. Let's just say I will be thinking about it even when I'm 90.

OP: Just glanced at some fractions on your post. The type of girl I'm talking about is 10.0/10. Beauty, personality, intellect, wittiness, social life, creativity, waste/hips, dimples, wavy hair, tanned skin, feminine giggle, you name it.

tl;dr




- NMHU.

I read it all, and I am not proud about it.

I'll try some cliffs but I may be wrong: OP almost facked a girl without paying, but his friend, who should have facked his girl friend, ****ted in his pants so they facked nobody.

Save 3 minutes, don't read this ****.

reading that was a painful experience. OP did a great job butchering the written word. If this is another attack from the lounge, ****'s going to go down.

Short story, but also probably the most disappointing time in my life:

I had just broken up with my girlfriend Aubrey the day before but her friends were still down to chill with my friends and I. There were 4 guys and 4 girls with one of the guys and girl being a couple. We were chilling in a friend's bed room and I was flirting with this girl Lisa who I secretly wanted to **** the whole time I was dating her friend. I was laying on the bed with her while an ugly friend of mine was trying to get with this girl Maria in the corner. The couple was doing couple things on the couch and my other friend Jorge and the 4th girl Jamie were not vibing at all and we're awkwardly sitting apart from eachother.

Things began heating up with Lisa and I and she ended up getting on top of me and we were making out. Before I knew it, Maria had left my ugly friend and started making out with Lisa and I on the bed. My ugly friend immediately flipped **** and tried to join in but was pushed off by Maria (poor guy). The other people in the room began to leave. At this time I had a hand in each of their pants and they were both on top of me and all I could see was a mix of blonde and brown hair as they made out with me and eachother, when all of the sudden the girl in the couple yells "Aubrey knows what's happening right now!". In half a second flat I went from being sure it was gonna be the best day of my life to staring at the ceiling alone as they ran out of the room to call Aubrey and explain.

It turned out Jamie had texted Aubrey and told her what was happening and Aubrey tweeted something along the lines of "Great to know my friends don't give a **** about me" and that's what couple girl had seen. I had been the driver so Jamie got to walk home that day.

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Yes

Met a girl from out of town on Tinder, she seemed super down for fun. Like 3 months later she visited my city again and we got together. She was indeed down, invited me to her hotel room.

Beat: The one freaking trip she makes to town she was on the rag and didn't want to have sex. She had chatted up her BJ skills but somehow I ended up getting a mostly dry underwhelming handie instead.

Brag?: She says she'll be back in town in the next month or two.