Oh, I wear polos on casual Fridays but I still show off with my man-jewelry 3000 dollar watch that is styled like a modern stove. Who wears watches? --Let me tell you. Tool bags. Unless you don't have a cell phone, don't wear a watch.

Don't you care that everyone that meets you knows if you are right-handed or left-handed? Think about it. They know.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

hiding your handedness ftw

THERE ARE LIKE 3 THREADS AOBUT WATCHES. THAT IS THREE TOO MANY

LISTEN SOMETIMES WE MUST TAKE A VACCINE OF SMALL POX TO CURE IT.

QFHigh

you need to calm down

and stop double poasting

triple poasting is really really bad also Imo

plz to be quad?

I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING BUT WHAT ABOUT WATCHES?

watches are for tools, agreed

You guise im going to work high for the first time what if my hair smells like pot and they're all like **** YOU HIPPY GO GET A JOB YOU'RE FIRED CUT YOUR HAIR and Im like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ducy

Never really thought about it. But I'm heterosexual. Maybe if I run into some other gay dudes I'll
ask their opinion.

no u are gay

probably shouldnt buy a $1k watch unless your net worth is $100k

ALways find it funny when i see a tank on someones wrist....

The tools who wear the giant obv fake watches you can spot from across the room because the angles on them are slightly rounded instead of precisely machined and don't "glint" like a quality watch are worse for essentially screaming "I'm ashamed for not being rich, and I'm insecure enough to have to brag."

Ok OP I had the same problem and here is what I did.

First I started to alternate which hand I wore a watch on everyday. This worked for a while until people started to spy on me with hidden cameras to see which hand I used. So I had to train myself to become an ambidextrous ninja. This really messed with my co-workers, they couldn't figure me out, and a few even got fired coz they spent all day spying on me and trying to discover the truth. Eventually one guy snuck in my house and put a hidden camera in my bedroom. The next day a memo was circulated telling people I fapped with my right hand. I had to quit, my cover was blown and I was no longer safe.

I changed my identity and before my next job I went to a tanning salon daily with a watch on each hand. So when I started I had a watch shaped tanline on each wrist and continued to alternate my watch. I also began to fap with both hands, a pleasant improvement. On my first day 2 co workers had psycothic breaks and one ended up convulsing on the floor and bleeding from the ears. They couldn't take it. My boss had to fire me after the CDC quarantined the office. I was also chased 4 blocks by a homeless guy with a rusty fork who kept shouting "lefty, righty...wtf, lefty, righty...wtf!!

Next I decided to wear two watches, one on each hand. I set them both to the same time down to the exact second. However within 3 days the watch on the left hand was now 5 minutes slower. It was then that it slowly dawned on me...half of my body was living in the past. I was a time traveller. I called my mom and told her. Towards the end of the conversation I heard a click on the line. Later that night as I was walking to the shop, I was abducted and hauled off in a black van.

The next 5 months was spent in a dark room where I was periodically tortured for info about my time travelling techniques and accused of causing world war II and the extinction of the dinosaurs, among other things.

One day as I was dreaming about killing myself, I was woken by a kind faced midget wearing a watch around his neck. He dragged me into a secret tunnel and helped me escape. We went into the city and hidden in an alley, he put my watches back on my wrists and told me to go. I looked at the watches and noticed that both had now been digitalised. Incredibly, the left handed watch was now 18 years slower and the right hand one was 55 years fast. I desperately tried to remove them but they were shut tight. The midget had tricked me. I looked at him in desperation. He smiled and ran away. Then I started to feel it. I began to change. After 5 minutes of intense pain it was over. The left hand side of my body had reverted to the body of 7 year old and the right hand side had aged by 55 years. I immediately fell over, what with my left leg being significantly shorter than my right.

I lay on the ground feeling numb for a few minutes. Then i dragged my self from the alley and lay by the street side. I saw a bus speedily approaching. With tears in my eyes I shoved my hands out on the road and shut my eyes.

I awoke in a hospital bed. A nurse came in and smiled at me. She told me that my lower arms had been destroyed by the bus but my hands had been saved. They had attached my hands to the stumps below my elbows. The bad news, she said, was that I would no longer be able to wear a watch. I began to laugh hysterically. She became spooked and fled the room. At that moment the midget jumped through the window and put on a pair of shades. He then zapped me in the eyes with a men in black memory erasing thingee. So I do not remember any of this tale first hand. I have however, tattooed it all on back just like that guy from memento. True story

no u

Life BR management ITT