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09-28-2009 , 08:37 PM

Straight Lifted

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 570

Huge Beat: Thought i had an entire handle of popov but must have blacked off last night and drank almost all of it

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Beat: 2 Dwis and cant drive to get another handle

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09-28-2009 , 08:40 PM

brian0721

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09-28-2009 , 08:42 PM

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Two Dui's mean you can't drive?

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09-28-2009 , 08:43 PM

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,703

2 DUI's = prison time sometimes here

although it took 3 for one of my friends

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09-28-2009 , 08:43 PM

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

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I am pretty sure you could post an add on craigslist for a delivery for manies

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09-28-2009 , 08:47 PM

drunkdog

enthusiast

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beat: dog is allergic to peanut butter

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09-28-2009 , 08:48 PM

Straight Lifted

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 570

will pay with sex if someone can bring me 2 handles

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09-28-2009 , 08:48 PM

Minor Threat

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,371

dont drink and drive you son of a bitch

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09-28-2009 , 08:49 PM

Appleman

grinder

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Originally Posted by drunkdog

beat: dog is allergic to peanut butter

hahaha.

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09-28-2009 , 08:49 PM

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Straight Lifted

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 570

o and also

barg: have entire bottle of mouth wash to act as substitute

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09-28-2009 , 08:50 PM

#11

Minor Threat

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,371

is "handle" a gangsta way of saying fif

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09-28-2009 , 08:50 PM

#12

Straight Lifted

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 570

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Originally Posted by Minor Threat

dont drink and drive you son of a bitch

Gf n00b

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09-28-2009 , 08:51 PM

#13

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,597

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Originally Posted by Straight Lifted

will pay with sex if someone can bring me 2 handles

You will have better luck here

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09-28-2009 , 08:51 PM

#14

BrianTheMick

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,928

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Originally Posted by getterdone36

I am pretty sure you could post an add on craigslist for a delivery for manies

I have tried this. It doesn't work.

"Am too drunk to drive. Out of beer. Also hungry and would like a double cheeseburger. Will pay for your meal and give you 6 pack from case for your trouble."

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09-28-2009 , 08:52 PM

#15

Straight Lifted

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 570

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Originally Posted by Minor Threat

is "handle" a gangsta way of saying fif

Jesus u really r a n00b. what r u 15 and livin in ur stepdad who anally rapes u basement? a handle is a **** load moar than a fif... stupid ghey

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09-28-2009 , 08:53 PM

#16

Minor Threat

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,371

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Originally Posted by Straight Lifted

Jesus u really r a n00b. what r u 15 and livin in ur stepdad who anally rapes u basement? a handle is a **** load moar than a fif... stupid ghey

yes i live IN my stepdad

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09-28-2009 , 08:53 PM

#17

bonds

Carpal \'Tunnel

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variance: not too drunk to poast

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09-28-2009 , 08:53 PM

#18

drunkdog

enthusiast

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Originally Posted by Straight Lifted

Gf n00b

+1, what a tool

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09-28-2009 , 08:53 PM

#19

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,703

well this has been fun

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09-28-2009 , 08:54 PM

#20

alexander7179

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,831

yes.yes it is.

walk imo

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09-28-2009 , 08:54 PM

#21

BrianTheMick

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,928

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Originally Posted by Straight Lifted

o and also

barg: have entire bottle of mouth wash to act as substitute

My fiancee now only buys the yucky non-alcoholly kind

Just pretend it is peppermint schnapps. It will make your breath minty fresh!

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09-28-2009 , 08:56 PM

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Straight Lifted

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 570

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Originally Posted by bonds

variance: not too drunk to poast

thats the hole point of the beat im talking bout. i need to get drunk immed so i can get banned from this keyboard warrior filled site

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09-28-2009 , 08:56 PM

#23

brian0721

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 32,703

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick

My fiancee

save this thread with pics imo

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09-28-2009 , 08:56 PM

#24

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

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Originally Posted by BrianTheMick

I have tried this. It doesn't work.

"Am too drunk to drive. Out of beer. Also hungry and would like a double cheeseburger. Will pay for your meal and give you 6 pack from case for your trouble."

hahahaha love your degen esqness