Beat: When I drive, I almost always listen to my iPod (5G "video" 30GB) with an FM transmitter. I went to a dentist appointment today, stuck my iPod in the glove compartment, cracked the windows (only cracked) because it was damn hot, and locked my car. When I came out, the transmitter and the iPod were both gone.

Brag: I'm a 19 year-old semi-professional poker player. Whatever, not the end of the world at all. It was also pretty old, I got it around the time that generation came out. I'm almost more pissed about the transmitter because it was $100 (-$50 gift card ) and I got that a few months ago.

Variance: New iPhone comes out in two weeks. I don't have a cellphone (I rarrrrrrrrrely talk on the phone at all, 95% of my communication is online), but I figure I should probably get one anyways because lol cellphones.

post of the year

sweet post

wow you dont have a cell phone? do you ever go places..???

I don't have a cellphone.

what kind of a loser doesn't have a cell phone

cell phones are for single people

owned

So they were able to push down the window?

Most definitely. I just hate phones period though.
Maybe? It didn't seem to be any further down than it was when I left it.

Did you call the cops? Whoops, forgot you didn't have a cellphone.

Doesn't mean I don't have access to a phone.

lolol

But you would have had quicker access to phone.

Owned.

New iPhone does look sweet tho, i'm tempted to get one also.

Perhaps they pushed it down, opened the door, took the stuff out, raised the window again.

But that would mean the door would be unlocked when you arrived.

Was it?

Come on man.. detective 101..

brag: stole an ipod and transmitter from some dudes car today

Yeah the passenger side was unlocked.

Was it in Arlington, VA?

[ ] OP has a cell phone
[ ] OP has friends
[ ] OP has an ipod

jeezuz

I has a friends.