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View Poll Results: Are you in favor of a ShamWow subforum?

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50 56.82%

No

5 5.68%

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13 14.77%

Ban OP?

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08-25-2009 , 04:24 PM

#26

UFO1947

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,098

give a hooker black eye cause she won't kiss.

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08-25-2009 , 04:32 PM

#27

Conspire

*********

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 14,925

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Originally Posted by dOrkFish

Good suggestion. It works if he only posts in there so I never have to read his sales pitch for a synthetic paper towel that doesn't even work.

it doesnt absorb anywhere near as advertised but everything else is pretty kool imo

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08-25-2009 , 04:58 PM

#28

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

rigged

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08-25-2009 , 05:01 PM

#29

JaxSaint

adept

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,092

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Originally Posted by ShamWow

Not just towels, but all my products, hawt sloots, maybe a few Ron Popeil products, etc.

I don't know, if you got the food dehydrator in the lineup you'd have some major line balancing issues. A towel that absorbs liquid, a dehydrator that evaporates liquid... a smart opponent will notice the bias towards anti-liquid products and come over the top of you with a big fluid 3bet. After all, he knows all you've got is air since you've taken away all the liquids.

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08-25-2009 , 05:17 PM

#30

bingobars

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,843

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Originally Posted by Teebs

where are you bingobars??

Im here at last!!

OP is a Troll Ban Him....

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08-25-2009 , 05:20 PM

#31

bingobars

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,843

Honestly, for a gimmick account he has run his course....

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08-25-2009 , 05:43 PM

#32

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

The Fleshlight is arguably just as good for slapping your troubles away, but the advertising campaign doesn't have anywhere near the TV presence.

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08-25-2009 , 05:56 PM

#33

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,091

You shouldn't have offered to double his order. He obviously thought it was too good to be true.

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08-26-2009 , 11:38 PM

#34

ShamWow

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,332

Ok, Ryan let's be friends. It's obvious by this pole people want a ShamWow subforum, but I think it's time to move on. Let me double your order:

...throw in a free graty:

...a copy of my epic movie:

...and buy you lunch with the male cast of Full House:

and we can be friends again!

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08-26-2009 , 11:43 PM

#35

sofocused978

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,764

give this man a forum ffs....just so we can fap to girls who ain't 18 yet ldo

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08-26-2009 , 11:48 PM

#36

case sensitive

banned

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,789

DUDE A SNUGGIE CLEANS UP A MESS AND U CAN WEAR IT

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08-26-2009 , 11:48 PM

#37

IgrindMICROS

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,195

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Originally Posted by case sensitive

DUDE A SNUGGIE CLEANS UP A MESS AND U CAN WEAR IT

what about a snuggie made out of shamwows

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08-26-2009 , 11:54 PM

#38

TITANSMASH

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 9,613

can't believe i haven't poasted itt yet... definately a vote yes for shamwow subforum.

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08-27-2009 , 01:17 AM

#39

sportsjefe

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 13,693

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Originally Posted by IgrindMICROS

what about a snuggie made out of shamwows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXqtMkBipIs

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08-27-2009 , 08:52 AM

#40

bonds

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 11,754

Next time don't ask for a subforum, ask for a forum forum ffs.

Last edited by bonds; 08-27-2009 at 08:53 AM. Reason: way too important for a SUBforum

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08-27-2009 , 12:44 PM

#41

JHair

Bagel Man

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,407

Beal likes peen

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