So I'm a poor college student and because scholarship money has yet to be dispersed, I am strapped for cash. This means that eating is a very cherished activity. Because of this, I go to a hotel down the street from my house every few days to eat their free breakfast. The people who work the front desk and such are cool with it and I've bought them a Thank-You Card and bag of cookies because I really am very, very grateful for the kindness they offer; they really allow me to have the best and largest meal I'd eat all day.

This morning, I head on down to the hotel and everything is going normal. An older gentleman, maybe 65, comes to talk to me while I'm toasting a bagel. He sees my shirt which has something similar to that on the front of it and says "Hi, how are you?" I make small talk, etc. Nothing special. Just some dude talking.

All is fine and I sit down with my bagels and OJ and tea and he asks if he can sit with me. I'm a little bit whatever but say sure. So we're talking about how he's gone around America, likes Tennessee a lot, when the topic comes up that I don't currently have a job. While we're talking, I get really weird vibes from him. I notice that he's looking at me funny, like his eyes are lingering on me. I start to feel pretty uncomfortable but because I'm not a guest at the hotel and since I'm almost done with my food, I choose to not make a scene.

So he asks me what the weirdest thing I've ever done for money is.

Right at that moment, inside my head I'm going ugh because I know what's coming. I say, "I dunno man, I got maced in the eyes for $150." This isn't true. I've never been maced in the eyes. But I was just looking to end the conversation and leave within two minutes. This was, apparently, a terrible answer.

He hems and haws and gawks at me and says that that's money for pain, he'd rather make money for pleasure, and then he lets a pedo laugh.

For what it's worth, he earlier mentioned that he thought I looked like I was 16.

I'm taking the last bite of my bagel, getting up to throw out my plate, when he says that he's taken a massage class, but he doesn't charge people. He just enjoys making young men feel good and relax.

I stand up and and say "Alright man, have a good one," and realize I probably was there for too long. AFAIK he could have popped one quietly in his pants. But he says he'll walk me out the door.

I park my bicycle in the back of the hotel so I always just walk out the hallway towards the back, no problem. I say, "Whatever, man." And start walking. He's behind me and says if I want to go back to his room. I say, "No, man." Now I'm at the door, my hand is pushing it open, when he says he'd give me $100 and I wouldn't have to do nothing if I'd just go back with him to the room and lay down, he'd make me feel alright.

And here I lose it. I shove him against the wall and I tell him to get away from me with that queer perv ****. He looks morally crushed, like I betrayed some sort of deep affection within his heart; it was pathetic. I push him a little again and leave.

When I'm outside, I feel like puking. Like, I heave and have to do my best to not vomit. I wind up getting on my bicycle and riding back home where I take a shower and feel disgusting.

CLIFFS: I am poor. I eat in hotel. Man offers me money to suck my ****. I push him and go home.




IN RETROSPECT: I should have told him I want $200 up front and $100 after and just taken the $200, hit him, and told the counter that a man just tried to molest me.

inb4:
[x] gay
[x] ***
[x] *

lol i hate when **** like that happens

tl;dr ... but I did notice the Daniel Johnston t-shirt. I'm going to his show in Ann Arbor this Sunday ..... true story.

$100 for getting a BJ? Should have taken it...

in before Chris Hanson

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Good thread.

i don't know what to say

Get a real job and you wont be offered $$ for blow jobs

1. Good plan, but no way you would have gotten to keep the money if you get authorities involved.

2. If you are 18, it's not molestation--it's solicitation.

3. I've been in the same situation before. Twice. Creepy **** just happens to guys who look younger than they are. It sucks, but the truth is that when you are out by yourself in public, pervs think they've spotted a target.

Hey man I live near Orlando haha that hotel wouldn't be off of SR 50 ? crazy bastards all over the place I swear

This is slightly disturbing, im going to eat now and try not to think about it

Sure he'd get to keep the money. "WTF? He didn't give me any money!"

This, mostly. But even if I had thought of that, I would have been too disturbed to even execute it.

Off of Alafaya, close.

I seriously can't believe this still exists, especially in a decent hotel in a decent area. Orlando isn't a great city, but this wasn't in a particularly bad part.

Take free manies. The f do.


Should have gone to the hotel room n robbed dat ni**a

If OP is over 18 and the guy hasn't offered him money for sex, the guy hasn't done anything illegal. It's not against the law to be a creepy, old gay guy.

I guess OP could have argued that money never changed hands, but if the perv tells the cops, "The money is in his back pocket," OP is going to have some problems. It doesn't seem worth it for $200 bucks.

There are hell of a lot more pervs out there than most people realize--most guys are just too creeped out to bring it up after this stuff happens to them. And most people don't want to hear about it.

Of course, Kevroc (who might be the best regular poster in this forum) had a run with a creepy gay guy that is pretty amusing imo:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...1997-a-240091/

Saw him in Ottawa, he could barely play his own songs, the band carried him, I still see him as a relic tho

You probably should have asked him how he knew you are gay

This story makes me think of the movie "Basketball Diaries" with the old guy in the public bathroom.

Anyway, I think you handled it well except for shoving the guy against the wall. No need to physically hurt him. You already soulcrush him by rejecting him.

If you were not of age, I'd applaud any and all harm this man gets but, adult to adult.. nah. I think grown men that lash out at these advances have worse issues than the guys they show the aggression against!

That being said.. you probably could have bartered you way to ~$250, gotten a nice prostate massage and him being ~65yo, maybe gotten a gumjob.

Thanks for the story and good luck foraging for food. Steer clear of Tennessee though... unless you wanna make a few bucks the hard way.

this happened to me when i was like 12 or something. i knew some **** was up right away and i just ****ing bolted.

saved my ass with that bit of quick thinking i reckon

old people are lonely and confused mother ****ers.

he wasn't gay, he actually just took that massage class to learn how to massage people, literally an attempt for a poor old bastard to make a friend or two.

he'll likely suicide.

lol

old gay guy sees young busto pos eating toasted bagels, OJ and tea at a hotel the kid clearly can't afford.

if that isn't a garaunteed hookup, nothing is.

Were they already buttered?

nothing wrong with getting a free breakfast dude

lulz @ story