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03-10-2010 , 07:18 AM

#201

Tzest0s

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 428

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Originally Posted by LiveActionPro

Best way to get over A girl is to get under a guy.

FYP

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03-10-2010 , 07:25 AM

#202

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

I thought she was pretty cute.

She is (in a gay kind of way).

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03-10-2010 , 07:28 AM

#203

Tzest0s

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 428

and op you sound/look pretty gay to me
the only thing you can do is to get revenge : wait till she gets a new bf and go gay him up

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03-10-2010 , 07:35 AM

#204

Lucky LITE

old hand

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,382

Original Post was a fake. Just did it for their own entertainment.

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03-10-2010 , 07:41 AM

#205

bulbasaur

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 675

I just found half a peanut trapped under a fold in my scrotum. I have a really loose, saggy scrotum and things often get lost down there.

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03-10-2010 , 07:48 AM

#206

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

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Originally Posted by bulbasaur

I just found half a peanut trapped under a fold in my scrotum. I have a really loose, saggy scrotum and things often get lost down there.

Where do you suppose the other half is?

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03-10-2010 , 07:55 AM

#207

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,738

So after all this the cliffs are:

OP has teh ghey.
OP watches too much Jersey Shore (hence the tanning salon)
GF found the perfect excuse to break up with OP cos she has been banging someone else for a long time now.
Bulbasaur found half a peanut trapped under a fold in his scrotum

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03-10-2010 , 07:59 AM

#208

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

I've only read the OP and I am going to go back and read the replies now but, this reminds of a time that someone I knew on the trading floor left his laptop open and went to lunch.

I went into his email account and sent a message to everyone on his contact list that "I couldnt take it anymore, and I'm gonna end it all".

He came back PISSED, apparently his grandmother was online at the time and got the email and called his cel phone.

I'm a jerkface.

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03-10-2010 , 08:15 AM

#209

JC_34

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 274

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Originally Posted by Iced Trey

JESUS CHRIST WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP CALLING ME GAY?

B- level

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03-10-2010 , 08:57 AM

#210

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

I'm a jerkface.

Was he gay?

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03-10-2010 , 09:15 AM

#211

Poogs

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,501

You started off your op with "ok. So" then tell us all about gay porn, your weak peen and going to a tanning salon. Bro you're a gay.

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03-10-2010 , 09:24 AM

#212

doublehawk

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,499

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iced Trey

o.O

;(

gay

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03-10-2010 , 09:25 AM

#213

skillsaw777

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 523

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um solid argument. your avatar is one a small child would find amusing.

This sounds like something a gay person would say.
seriously.

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03-10-2010 , 09:36 AM

#214

Quagmyer

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8,252

if she over-reacts for hours and hours without letting you even get a word in, you are better off without the drama queen in your life.

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03-10-2010 , 10:04 AM

#215

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

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Originally Posted by Quagmyer

if she over-reacts for hours and hours without letting you even get a word in, you are better off without the drama queen in your life.

That's right. You go girl.

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03-10-2010 , 10:05 AM

#216

Soulman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,738

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Originally Posted by bringmywholeclan

You are Sean Bean (the conflicted hero guy in Lord of the Rings):

FYP

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03-10-2010 , 10:17 AM

#217

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,738

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringmywholeclan

You are Sean Bean (the legendary actor who played Richard Sharpe in Sharpe series):

FYP

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03-10-2010 , 11:09 AM

#218

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

lmao

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03-10-2010 , 11:13 AM

#219

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

You are Sean Bean, (not so conflicted member of the League of Obscure British Actors):

FMP

Last edited by bringmywholeclan; 03-10-2010 at 11:17 AM. Reason: Homoerotic image of Sean Bean/OP

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03-10-2010 , 11:20 AM

#220

Soulman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 31,738

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

You are Sean Penn, legendary actor who tried hitting Madonna and ended up banging J-Lo when she was still hot in U-Turn:

FYP

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03-10-2010 , 11:25 AM

#221

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

OP is Sean Penn, but he wouldn't hit it (because he's got the ghey):

FYP

Last edited by bringmywholeclan; 03-10-2010 at 11:31 AM. Reason: Shaaaawing.

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03-10-2010 , 11:32 AM

#222

PenelopeCruz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 9,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

I'm a jerkface.

LOL my friend once hacked another friends AIM and went around telling everyone that he got killed in an auto accident the night before.

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03-10-2010 , 11:33 AM

#223

PublicEnemy12

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 779

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

This is my last bit of advice. Just in case....

balla4life itt.

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03-10-2010 , 11:36 AM

#224

bringmywholeclan

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 544

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

You are Sean Penn, legendary actor who played Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man elected to public office in California

FYP

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03-10-2010 , 11:59 AM

#225

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by PritEPritEGood

Sir, you need to put the drugs down and sleep.

But NOT with a dude this time ffs!

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