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04-03-2010 , 02:48 PM

PolProf

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So we have a 16 year old Maltese. He is blind, deaf and arthritic. He basically sleeps about 20 hours a day, walks around bumping into walls and occasionally pees on the carpet. Still he is our dog and we love him.

I was upstairs playing poker and hear his pathetic old man "rawrf" coming from downstairs. I look everywhere and cannot find Harley. Finally he barks again and I go to the pantry/dog food closet. Here is what I found:

Beat: Dog got stuck in closet
Brag: There is food in there.
Variance: His full name is Harley Fatboy Davidson

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04-03-2010 , 02:55 PM

jgrimmer44

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BBV is not your blog, gtfo

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04-03-2010 , 02:58 PM

GigaFish

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Originally Posted by jgrimmer44

BBV is not your blog, gtfo

+1

Fold K9 pre-post IMO.

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04-03-2010 , 03:00 PM

ToTheInternet

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imo

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04-03-2010 , 03:02 PM

EekyJoolie

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Fold K9 pre-post IMO.

Beautiful.

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04-03-2010 , 03:23 PM

adizzle13

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pics of dog pee?
pics of food?

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04-03-2010 , 03:28 PM

Baltimore Jones

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would read again

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04-03-2010 , 03:35 PM

JC_34

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Finally! I was getting sick of these BBV4L no-content threads!

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04-03-2010 , 04:07 PM

wellju

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Am I going to hell for speculating what's the worst you could do to a blind and deaf dog?

Simply moving the furniture would basically own him.

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04-03-2010 , 04:50 PM

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DOH!_28

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if the dog is blind, incontinent and arthritic. Do you think that letting it lead a life of pain is a good thing? PETA FTW!

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04-03-2010 , 05:03 PM

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fuluck

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how the hell did he get in there

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04-03-2010 , 05:24 PM

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Jackitos

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My dog got stuck inside of a delicious pie, somehow.

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04-03-2010 , 05:30 PM

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Glo4ming

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i've eaten dog before it was delicious

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04-03-2010 , 05:32 PM

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EvanWilliams

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Originally Posted by DOH!_28

if the dog is blind, incontinent and arthritic. Do you think that letting it lead a life of pain is a good thing? PETA FTW!

after training a dog for years to lick your genitals just the way you like it, it's tough to let go

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04-03-2010 , 05:34 PM

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wannabebetter

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dog is solid. leave him there imo.

but seriously did you help him out or just run and get your camera.

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04-03-2010 , 05:38 PM

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BT2

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hehe

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04-03-2010 , 05:41 PM

#17

fuluck

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Originally Posted by fuluck

how the hell did he get in there

THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID

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04-03-2010 , 06:19 PM

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fallaway

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Harris Teeter sub FTW.

I get one for lunch about once a week.

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04-03-2010 , 06:23 PM

#19

Sock puppet

Just a puppet...

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Originally Posted by JC_34

Finally! I was getting sick of these BBV4L no-content threads!

At least this thread delivers a pic

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04-03-2010 , 06:25 PM

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Jackitos

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Originally Posted by Sock puppet

At least this thread delivers a pic

And dog eating.

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04-03-2010 , 06:45 PM

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phishman

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why even bother moving this? delete this ****

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04-03-2010 , 09:12 PM

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adizzle13

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Originally Posted by phishman420

why even bother moving this? delete this ****

no u

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04-03-2010 , 09:39 PM

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phishman

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i wish i could m8

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04-03-2010 , 11:59 PM

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DOH!_28

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Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

after training a dog for years to lick your genitals just the way you like it, it's tough to let go

hmm... you bring up a very valid and interesting point.

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04-04-2010 , 10:22 AM

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PolProf

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Originally Posted by fallaway

Harris Teeter sub FTW.

I get one for lunch about once a week.

Seriously. good stuff

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Originally Posted by phishman420

why even bother moving this? delete this ****

You must not be a dog lover

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Originally Posted by fuluck

how the hell did he get in there

idk. He goes in looking for food and then cannot rem how to get out. Usually he just stares at the wall and barks which for some twisted reason I find funny.

Last edited by Kevroc; 04-05-2010 at 01:12 AM.

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