pics of hookers?

$3.50 (or $3.53) says OP will be selling his ass soon enough

I see that as a fine hint that all the epic stuff in the past months have been a well thought-out avalanche of level. If so, great effort well worthy of the HoF. If not, then obviously the most hilarious fact ever.
(And still HoF-bound.)

Hi friend,

Gold and silver normally good investment in tough economic times. In life we learn to love volatility because can be good and can be bad. Feel bad for you because made a decision that you have to live with buying gold and silver.

Good luck bro

Hahahaha very entertaining but theres no way this isnt a troll now. The ~3.50 pushed it over the dge

Great thread, subscribed

this is awesome. the good news is that because of your family you will probably never be in a similar situation again.

you're a moron OP but this is a great thread. best of luck

I just spent 3 days in jail. The room was shared by 3 other people and there was a squat toilet in the corner that made it smell like ****; they even gave us masks before getting in so we could bear with the smell. My inmates were all illegal migrants from China that got caught crossing the border. The cops there were really rude and the stupid guard kept joking about me not having to pay for the food and the bed while there... The cops drove me around 5 different police stations to take my finger prints and make me sign papers before dropping me off in the middle of nowhere. When I told them I had no money to get back to Hong Kong they told me it's my problem.

I never imagined I would one day end up in jail, especially not over something like this. I now have a criminal record in Macau and if I don't pay the spa back by tomorrow I will be blacklisted and won't be able to come back to Macau again. This is really ridiculous considering the stupid amount I owe them, I dropped way more than that in casinos there, including one that is owned by the same company as the spa, so it makes no sense to blacklist me. Luckily I managed to make some money by asking some high rollers that didn't have a player's card to use mine to get me points. I used the points they made me plus the ones I already had to get some cash and a boat ticket to Hong Kong and I will be heading back to Macau tomorrow to pay the damn spa.

I guess my life is now so messed up that it's difficult for outsiders to believe all the crap that's happening to me; if any twoplustwo member near Hong Kong wants to come in person to verify this is all legit you can come find me at the occupation in Central.

I think you're real bro.

Just the ~$3.50 in your pokerstars account is hilarious and really ironic.

All the best to you.

I want to hear how you get out of this and wish you the best: anyone who's really been through hell knows there is no rock bottom, it can always get worse.

GL, subscribed

Any updates?

plz to be moar updatez

lol if OP is still there I might go to central to check it out.

I JUST LOST MY NEW PASSPORT IN A CAB AGAIN THIS IS ****ING INSANE ONLY A FEW HOURS AFTER GETTING IT I HAVE A FLIGHT IN 4 HOURS AND I CAN'T MAKE IT I LOST MY IBANK JOB ALREADY MY DAD GOT ME A CONSULTING JOB AND I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW BUT I CANT MAKE IT WHEN WILL THIS ALL STOP THIS IS ****ING SICK EVERY TIMES I THINK I FIXED ALL MY PROBLEMS AND SETTLED DOWN THE WORST POSSIBLE THINGS HAPPEN WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH MY LIFE WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

Because you touch yourself at night.

IF I LOSE THIS JOB OFFER TOO I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE **** I WILL DO MY DAD WILL BE MAD AS **** HE WILL STOP HELPING ME WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME WHERE IS THE ****ING ROCK BOTTOM WHEN WILL IT STOP GETTING WORST AND WORST I DON'T WANNA SPEND THE NEW YEAR ON THE DAMN STREET ****

WHY DON'T CAB DRIVERS GIVE BACK THE **** THEY FIND ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH IT AND THE OWNER REALLY DEPENDS ON GETTING IT BACK FOR **** SAKE

You know which taxi you lost it in? Got any other form of ID? If you can't make it then get thinking of a good excuse, a death in the family might work (but it's probably bad karma to lie about that so illness is a better tactic.)

Where is the good news that you made the flight and got the job?

be more careful? lesson NOT learned, apparently. blaming cab driver itt.

**** Canada what a stupid useless country; they are too busy spending all their money on welfare programs and can't afford to help Canadians living abroad... Last time I had to pay CAD150 to have someone look at my photo and sign a paper saying it's a photo of my face on top of all the passport fees and now I have to do it again even though I picked up my passport just a few days ago. Then they're gonna use all that money to pay a jobless dude to eat chips and drink beer all day while watching TV.

Yesterday I bet that Barcelona would win 4-0 and more than quadrupled my money. I then parlayed the manchester united game (bet total under 2.5 they won 2-0) and the aston villa game (bet total over 2.5, they scored 2 goals in a few minutes and then nobody scoreed for over an hour!!). Would have made a total return of 1,700% that night if someone had scored another goal. The odds on 2-0 sky rocketed after their second goal, I should have bought them as an insurance, I would be fine moneywise if I had done so.

Since this is the second time losing my passport in such a short time they have to send my information to some office in Ottawa and get an approval to get me a new passport, which means I will have to change my flight again and pay heaps of money again. When they asked me for details they didn't believe I dropped it in a taxi again. When they asked me where I lived they also had troubles believing I am still living on the street. How the **** can I get help from this damn embassy if they don't believe me when I am having problems. Since I had no money all along I've been putting all the expenses on my dad's credit card and he is about to find out.

Still thinking of what to tell the manager. I still haven't contacted him; I really hope he didn't give the position to someone else.

How do you lose your passport in a cab? Or at all, even once?

I lose my keys in my pocket. My phone in my hand. My mouse while Im in my bed on my computer. Literally. But Ive never even misplaced my passport.

Good thing I linked him to some of your best pics to get him through those tough nights on the street.

I'm beginning to think this guy (OP) isn't real anymore. How the **** do you lose your passport TWICE in such a ridiculous fashion.

update? hope it works out man tbh