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10-15-2009 , 09:38 AM

jasonfish11

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Tommorw is "bosses day" I guess its like secretaries day but for bosses. I've never heard of it.

So we all decide to buy him lunch fine I can do that.

Today I get a card that Im supposed to sign and write something in.

The whole concept of "bosses day" makes me want to go postal.

I figured yall would give me some good laughs about what to put in the card.

Best one gets $5 on FTP or Stars.

gogogo

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10-15-2009 , 09:42 AM

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

wtf is this **** beat that mother****er with a ****ing lamp he's your boss he doesn't ****ing get a bosses day that's like having a slave owners day where the slaves do stuff for the owner.

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10-15-2009 , 09:42 AM

waxie

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10-15-2009 , 09:45 AM

jasonfish11

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Originally Posted by Omar Comin

wtf is this **** beat that mother****er with a ****ing lamp he's your boss he doesn't ****ing get a bosses day that's like having a slave owners day where the slaves do stuff for the owner.

Yeah I kind of feel the same way.

He is a nice guy and I dont mind working with him so at least he isnt a dick.

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10-15-2009 , 09:45 AM

-Insert Witty SN-

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Have you seen my stapler?

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10-15-2009 , 09:46 AM

knotfan1234

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Bosses day?? More like bosses are gay!!

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10-15-2009 , 09:50 AM

KingBBinLV

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,883

Put "Happy Bosses Day, your the best boss ever, can I have a raise?"

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10-15-2009 , 09:50 AM

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,738

"I was going to write something nice in this card but then i remembered you are a c**t"

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10-15-2009 , 09:51 AM

T.J. Combo

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 3,414

Get him a card from a bachelorette party. Lik one of the ones with he naked dude and the inside has a pop up rod.

Write "**** you I quit" on one side and "You bitch" on the other side of the wang

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10-15-2009 , 10:12 AM

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ardubz

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,326

how is every day not bosses day? :/

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10-15-2009 , 10:23 AM

#11

OMGBennyLava

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,517

omfg this is like children wanting a 'childrens day' because theres also a mothers and fathersday.. IT DOESNT ****ING WORK LIKE THAT GODDAMNIT!

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10-15-2009 , 10:31 AM

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Microcuts629

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,808

Happy boss' day. I am submitting the cost of this lunch as a reimbursement request.

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10-15-2009 , 11:05 AM

#13

STR82ACE

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 253

Happy Bosses's Day.

But you're still a huge f****ing idiot!!!

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10-15-2009 , 11:26 AM

#14

markksman

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 20,910

Dear Boss,

Yet another day I don't post the youtube video. Don't forget me when time for raises. Your faithful employee Doucher

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10-15-2009 , 11:40 AM

#15

Imbrokeson

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 408

Dear boss sorry about banging your wife hope there's no hard feelings

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10-15-2009 , 11:43 AM

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Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,738

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Originally Posted by Imbrokeson

Dear boss sorry about banging your wife hope there's no hard feelings other than what she felt

FYP

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10-15-2009 , 11:46 AM

#17

lilrayray

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 453

being the boss is nice. from what i hear from the poor people, you should be lucky to have a job. be nice to your boss

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10-15-2009 , 02:59 PM

#18

jasonfish11

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Originally Posted by Microcuts629

Happy boss' day. I am submitting the cost of this lunch as a reimbursement request.

Ah these werent as good as I was expecting.

Oh well you win, dont get excited it was equivalent to winning the special olympics.

PM SN and which site you want the money on.

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10-15-2009 , 03:29 PM

#19

qwertyu121

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i say blackmail his ass like spacey in american beauty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqJ8z...eature=related

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10-15-2009 , 05:49 PM

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EvanWilliams

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

"The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it."

-Theodore Roosevelt

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10-15-2009 , 06:53 PM

#21

smody121

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,647

I'm getting the **** out of town tomorrow so I don't have to deal with this garbage day. I hate my (3) bosses.

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